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jess dont die pls :(

jess nooooooooooooooooooo

coolkidrox123 says

COLLKEY STOP GETING FRIGGIN NOMINATED

I'll take blame for the second time, sorry

COLLKEY STOP GETING FRIGGIN NOMINATED

POV Challenge

PLAYERS: Hyperro, collokey, jess, alexroberts, eatemuptigs, Markus

Today you will be playing Dinosaurs and Meteors.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/joelesler/dinosaurs-and-meteors?acomplete=dinosaur

The meteors have started falling, and it is your job to stop them. In Dinosaurs and Meteors you control several dinosaurs, which shoot at meteors in order to break them up before they reach the ground. Your aim is simple. Destroy the meteors before they destroy you. If a meteor lands too close to your dinosaur, you lose that dinorawr. The person with the highest score at the end of 24 hours will win PoV. As always, remember to include your skype in the screenshot you send:

https://gyazo.com/2cc2e55411dbb6eb1a8ee335029d5694

PoV players have until 8pm ET Saturday 15th April to submit your highest score.

[9:52:35 AM] Eatemuptigs: B*tch I'm back
[9:52:48 AM] ally ♥: First key… Anthony
[9:52:55 AM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: Thats not me :')
[9:52:56 AM] Eatemuptigs: Ayyyy
[9:53:01 AM] Hyperro: shhhh
[9:53:02 AM] ally ♥: Second key… Bryce
[9:53:02 AM] Halsey: Jake is nommed!!!
[9:53:11 AM] Eatemuptigs: Wow my internet is trash!!!!
[9:53:11 AM] ally ♥: Third key… Halsey
[9:53:19 AM] ally ♥: Fourth key… Andre/Firestone
[9:53:24 AM] Bryce: thanks for not nomming me!!! (inlove)
[9:53:28 AM] ally ♥: Fifth key… Adam/Tennis
[9:53:30 AM] Hyperro: <3
[9:53:35 AM] Halsey: Thanks hyperrosaurus
[9:53:39 AM] ally ♥: Sixth key… Tara/Tillie
[9:53:44 AM] Eatemuptigs: Ty hypersorus
[9:53:49 AM] ally ♥: Seventh key… Ahrre
[9:53:57 AM] Ahrre: (hearthands)
[9:53:58 AM] ally ♥: Eighth key… Alexroberts
[9:54:05 AM] alexroberts: (heart)
[9:54:07 AM] ally ♥: Nine key… Will/Markus
[9:54:13 AM] Markus: <3333
[9:54:17 AM] ally ♥: camera pans onto nostalgicpurposes, collokey, arisuu, jess and Chanman123
[9:54:29 AM] Halsey: Uh oh
[9:54:33 AM] ally ♥: Tenth key... Keane
[9:54:34 AM] arisuu: ohhh nooooes
[9:54:42 AM] ally ♥: Eleventh key… Alice
[9:54:46 AM] arisuu: phewww
[9:54:50 AM] ally ♥: Twelfth key…
[9:54:51 AM] ally ♥: ...
[9:54:52 AM] ally ♥: ...
[9:54:53 AM] ally ♥: ...
[9:55:03 AM] Markus: .....
[9:55:04 AM] ally ♥: Mitch/Chanman
[9:55:06 AM] ally ♥: Hyperro: “This means I have chosen to nominate collokey and jess.”
[9:55:13 AM] ally ♥: Hyperro: “My rationale is simple: you are the two people that talk to me the least so this is what's best for my game. Maybe now that I nominated you you'll actually talk to me more. Regardless, good luck in the PoV competition and may the best dinosaur win!”

[9:51:56 AM] ally ♥: WHO'S READY FOR THE NOMINATION CEREMONY
[9:51:58 AM] Markus: Omg do I still get kicked hahahahha
[9:52:00 AM] Bryce: halisaur aund brycesaur foreva
[9:52:00 AM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: Not me
[9:52:01 AM] Markus: I'm ready!!!
[9:52:01 AM] Halsey: Meeee
[9:52:03 AM] ally ♥: no you lucky prick....
[9:52:08 AM] alexroberts: Im readyy
[9:52:10 AM] Bryce: I'm ready!!!!
[9:52:12 AM] Markus: Bryce was best dinosaur by far tbh
[9:52:17 AM] Markus: If he doesn't win it's rigged
[9:52:18 AM] ally ♥: Hyperro walks into the room, holding the nomination box
[9:52:22 AM] alexroberts: o
[9:52:23 AM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: Oh
[9:52:26 AM] Ahrre: I'm back
[9:52:30 AM] Hyperro: guys shut up and gimme my limelight
[9:52:31 AM] Ahrre: Back again
[9:52:34 AM] ally ♥: Hyperro: "This is the nomination ceremony. It is my job as Head of Household to nominate two people for eviction. I will pick the first key and the person whose key I draw is safe. Then the person they draw is safe, and so on and so forth until there are two people left."

[9:51:22 AM] ally ♥: Congratulations! You have all evolved and can now type like human beings again. The only exception to this is Chanman123, who is completing his fun activity to talk like a dinosaur until the eviction. We will announce later tonight who we believe the best dinosaur was.
[9:51:28 AM] Bryce: wb uuu badddd dynosaurs
[9:51:29 AM] alexroberts: Fufufuufuf
[9:51:34 AM] alexroberts: IM BACK
[9:51:36 AM] Eatemuptigs: Yay
[9:51:36 AM] alexroberts: HI
[9:51:37 AM] Halsey: byeee bai dynobudz
[9:51:48 AM] Eatemuptigs: Bai dynobudz
[9:51:48 AM] ally ♥: Now....
[9:51:53 AM] Halsey: Im a literate dinosaur!

mfw my draft is flopping already

[11:13:22 AM] Bryce: lats heer aaaa bigggg rawr forrrr hypero
[11:13:28 AM] Bryce: RAWR
[11:13:31 AM] Chanman: RAWR
[11:13:35 AM] Scott: RAAAAAAWWWWRRRR
[11:13:38 AM] Markus: claapp yooo trrexx handssss togetherrrr
[11:13:49 AM] Jessy: Ahrre: Abstain
Tillie: Abstain
Jess: Strike 1
Chanman123: 2,500
Collokey: 1,750
Hyperro: 3,850
Eatemuptigs: 2,350
Firestone: 2,900
[11:13:58 AM] Scott: Imm da beest deenozaur
[11:13:59 AM] Markus: harrddd luckkkk anthonyyyyy
[11:14:00 AM] Bryce: thye doont reech :(
[11:14:09 AM] Markus: thennn stomppp yooo feeettt bryceee
[11:14:19 AM] Bryce: gooddd thenking!!!
[11:14:32 AM] nostalgicpurposes: stawmp stawmp stawmp
[11:14:35 AM] Scott: Beast mmonent ood Meewt ttthe roobinsouns
[11:14:38 AM] Bryce: thes iz yy ure teh keng dinoe
[11:14:47 AM] Markus: nolannn ainttt evennn onlineee tooo seee heee wonnn
[11:15:14 AM] Scott: Ii haf aa biiig haed ands teenssie aarmmms
[11:15:24 AM] Jessy: Hyperro, please nominate two people for eviction in your Diary Room chat, a nominations speech with reasonings for your nominations, and the order you want the keys to be pulled out in during the nominations ceremony.
[11:15:31 AM] Chanman: goooood jooobbbb
[11:15:37 AM] Bryce: yessss sccottt !!
[11:15:40 AM] Jessy: You have until 9:00 PM EDT tomorrow April 14th

[11:10:57 AM] Jessy: Firestone vs. Chanman123 vs. Hyperro
[11:11:10 AM] Chanman: shooooooooook
[11:11:23 AM] Bryce: heeesss myneeeeeeee
[11:11:30 AM] Jessy: With 2,500, Chanman123 is 3rd!
[11:11:31 AM] Markus: gllll guyssss
[11:11:33 AM] Chanman: yeyayayayyayyaya
[11:11:42 AM] Bryce: Woohoh nicce jeb!!!
[11:11:42 AM] Chanman: goooooodd lucckkkkk botttthhhh
[11:11:51 AM] Markus: harddd luckkk mittchh
[11:12:00 AM] Chanman: iiittttt wassss laggginggg foorrr meee
[11:12:06 AM] Jessy: WITH 3,850...
[11:12:12 AM] Chanman: omgggggggggggghow
[11:12:18 AM] Markus: wowowwwo
[11:12:22 AM] Jessy: HYPERRO wins HOH!
[11:12:29 AM] Chanman: HYPPERROS OMGGGGGGHOWWWWW
[11:12:33 AM] Bryce: wowwww thatts sush aaaa gooood skore
[11:12:36 AM] Markus: omfggggg nolannn amazinggg!!!!!!
[11:12:42 AM] Markus: congraats brahhhh

[11:07:36 AM] Jessy: It's time for HOH Results!
[11:07:51 AM] Chanman: guuuuddd luckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk everrrryyyonee
[11:08:02 AM] Markus: ooohhhh gllll guyssss
[11:08:11 AM] Chanman: immmmmmm readdyyyy tooo gettttt lasstttttt
[11:08:20 AM] Jessy: Ahrre: Abstain
Tillie: Abstain
Jess: Strike 1
[11:08:33 AM] Chanman: waittttt youuuuu cannnn abstainnnnnn?
[11:08:35 AM] Chanman: SHOOOKKKKKK
[11:08:35 AM] Markus: :o ooo
[11:08:39 AM] Bryce: glll goooo evvveryoneee
[11:08:42 AM] Jessy: This means only 5 people are participating.
[11:08:46 AM] Chanman: oooommmmmgggggg
[11:08:47 AM] Bryce: jessss ikon!!!
[11:08:53 AM] Markus: omfggggg fiveee peopleee lmaooo
[11:09:04 AM] Chanman: iiiiiiiii loooooooseeee
[11:09:04 AM] Bryce: scraeming sfdn
[11:09:08 AM] Bryce: rawring*
[11:09:17 AM] Markus: whoooo areeee theee fiveee peeepss?
[11:09:26 AM] Jessy: In 5th place... Collokey!
[11:09:32 AM] Chanman: ooooooooo riippppppp
[11:09:35 AM] Jessy: 1,750.
[11:09:42 AM] Chanman: iimmmmmmm 4thhhhhhh
[11:09:58 AM] Bryce: Woohhhh almest hadddd theee keay tooowow victery gjjj
[11:10:09 AM] Jessy: In 4th place...
[11:10:17 AM] Chanman: meiiiiiiiii
[11:10:21 AM] Jessy: with 2,350, Eatemuptigs!
[11:10:33 AM] Chanman: oooohhhhhh aiiiii beattttt eatttttt lllamo
[11:10:37 AM] Bryce: niccce joobbb antony!!! (inlove)
[11:10:47 AM] Chanman: goooooood jooob anthiny
[11:10:50 AM] Bryce: sley mei channy
[11:10:55 AM] Chanman: immmmm nexttttt

EMBB says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rowNAysI84&feature=youtu.be Markus' Punishment!

this is the best

Sigh

EMBB says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rowNAysI84&feature=youtu.be Markus' Punishment!

took the punishment like a champ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rowNAysI84&feature=youtu.be Markus' Punishment!

@sirperior michael isn't actually dead, he's just faking it!!

WEEK ONE JOKER'S RANKINGS:

1. ahrre
2. arisuu
3. bryce1997
4. Markus
5. alexroberts
6. Chanman123
7. nostalgicpurposes
8. jess
9. HalseyMartinez
10. MichaelA16
11. Hyperro
12. tillie
13. Firestone
14. TennisBallBFDI
15. eatemuptigs
16. collokey

rawr xD

I had a feeling I would regret drafting a guy who was already on the block...

[9:14:38 PM] Hyperro: Man you guys are trying so hard not to upset anyone with your answers

king

[9:56:33 PM] Bryce: iconec
[9:56:46 PM] Jessy: It's time for the Head of Household Competition!
[9:56:54 PM] Chanman: Dat ist gruut
[9:56:57 PM] Chris: Ok Jake :)
[9:56:59 PM] Jason: ahrre began speaking like a human being and the rest of you ate him
[9:57:17 PM] Chanman: Losre
[9:57:37 PM] Jessy: http://www.onemotion.com/flash/snake-game/ You will be playing this flash game. The goal is to get the HIGHEST score possible. Remember to include Skype in your screenshot of your score, otherwise it will NOT be accepted. You have until 10:00 PM EDT tomorrow, April 13th to submit.
[9:57:44 PM] Bryce: halsy cen wie chear teh ohters aon wihle tehy compeate
[9:58:13 PM] Chanman: Peleas yesa bryec
[9:58:21 PM] Jake: Cheerleaders sound cute
[9:58:22 PM] Halsey: yash brcye wee cen
[9:58:27 PM] Bryce: yya!!!
[9:58:27 PM] Halsey: Rawr rawr rawr!!
[9:58:45 PM] Chanman: Vroooma vrooma llamo
[9:59:38 PM] Bryce: Geve mi alks rawr!!!!!
[9:59:42 PM] Bryce: rawr

[9:55:06 PM] Ahrre: Bryce pls
[9:55:07 PM] Halsey: Waht bruce
[9:55:13 PM] Halsey: lolxd
[9:55:14 PM] Ahrre: Mich c'mon
[9:55:16 PM] Jason: *ahrre, two strikes- not game strikes, but 3 more strikes and you will be unable to talk in house chat for
[9:55:21 PM] Jason: rest of 48 hours*
[9:55:26 PM] Jason: 4 strikes now
[9:55:28 PM] Chanman: Whahdjsnegsjcnd
[9:55:34 PM] Ahrre: Wth
[9:55:38 PM] Ahrre: Rigged
[9:55:45 PM] Halsey: lolrekd boi
[9:55:46 PM] Jason: unable to talk in house chat
[9:55:49 PM] Chanman: Losre
[9:55:54 PM] Chris: I'm willing to show Jurassic Park on Friday!!!!
[9:55:54 PM] Jason: Do not talk in here any longer
[9:55:59 PM] Chris: Oh ya
[9:56:05 PM] Ahrre: Try me b*tch
[9:56:08 PM] *** Jessy removed Ahrre from this conversation. ***