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Edmatica - (Karma x Edark) story

over 7 years

2 weeks ago, I experienced something new. something I never thought of experiencing in my life. a nostalgically messed up series of events, leading up to my pleasurable demise. it was 2 weeks ago, when I was sitting on the edge of my bed, reading my favorite book, "To kill a mockingbird". Although I did not understand most of the words in that book, I enjoyed it, because I enjoyed fantasizing myself getting r@ped by boo radley.

Whilst reading, I heard a faint knock on my door. "Who is it?" I asked. the door slowly widened itself. Behind my bedroom door; there he was in person, Edark. I blushed and giggled to myself, as I had always had a crush on Edark. Edark was my cousin. When I was 9, I distinctly remember asking my mother if I could kiss him. My mother slapped me and taught me what incest was. I never spoke of the topic again.

"When did you get to new york?" I asked him.

"This morning" He replied, settling his luggage down. "Sooo am I sleeping in this room?" he asked.

"Oh yeah... I guess so" I blushed


5 hours later


Camera zooms in on Karmatica and Edark Making out on Karmatica's bed

Edark: Call me daddy -Continues to hickey Karmatica-

Karmatica: EAT ME LIKE A VAMPIRE WOULD, DADDY BOY

Edark's mom peeks through our window, giving Edark a thumbs up

Edark: Lemme Fist that tight vajingle of yours

Edark willingly rips off karmatica's pants and glares at her pearl

Karmatica: Your Turn ;)

Karmatica pushes edark onto his backside, and rips off his pants. Her eyes widen as she sees the size of his cockrel

Edark: Big isn't it?

Karmatica: YESSS SLAP ME WITH IT

Edark's cockrel slaps karmatica's face

Edark: I'm done with this childs play, time to take it to the next level

Edark stands on his knees on the bed whilst karmatica is laying next to him, awaiting his bang bang

Edark: INITIATING COCKREL LAUNCH SEQUENCE - MY COCKREL IS READY TO INJECT.

Karmatica: Um okay wtf stop. say that again and im leaving

Edark: I'm sorry baby, I won't say it again

Edark bangs karmatica good, to the point where he's about to ejaculete

Edark: Before I... Before I Cuuuum... I need to tell you something.

Karmatica: OHHHH ANYTHING BABY MMMMMM

Edark: I'm the owner of Epicmafia

Karmatica: WAIT WHAT!

Edark Ejaculets in Karmatica

Karmatica: DID YOU JUST EJACULETE IN ME?!?!?

Edark: oh.. yeah oops

Karmatica: WTF I DONT WANT AN EPICMAFIAN BABY!

Karmatica: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

Edark: wha...

A Gunshot can be heard


Some people say I killed myself in the guilt of incest. Some say I just hated myself for what I did in that bed that night. But I know the truth. I killed myself knowing that there was even a slight chance I could be pregnant with an epicmafian baby.

almost 6 years
omg i just noticed this hit 600k views whaat?? I like forgot this existed for 2 years but apparently im famous wow thanks :heart: :boobsicles:
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Before I... Before I Cuuuum... I need to tell you something.
over 6 years
5/10
over 6 years
Sounds as legit as the story where HoldenRye Bebop
over 6 years
Also, this has more views than byebye EM, but has waayyyyyyyyy fewer posts.
over 6 years
Sounds kinky, but sounds too much like hentai.
over 6 years
Why the fcuck is this still stickied???
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X-rated bio. Delete this pls.
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wtf is this?
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i think i'm getting smarter just by reading this!

thank you epicmafia.com
almost 7 years
is this STILL stickied
almost 7 years
Omfg i missed myself laughing at this
over 7 years
How was this not given IC lmfao
over 7 years
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This is my bit not yours step off
over 7 years
yadark??? edachi???
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whoa :D
over 7 years

evolpz says

i wonder what the man behind karmatica's account does on a daily basis. kind of creepy if you ask me


too bad im a girl tho :/
over 7 years
Clearly they write riveting and arousing fanfics of Edark and Karmatica.
over 7 years
i wonder what the man behind karmatica's account does on a daily basis. kind of creepy if you ask me
over 7 years
what if i already
over 7 years
Okay i mean i wasnt trying. If i actually put effort into writing this, youd all be getting bonerz
over 7 years
Dear god.
over 7 years
trying too hard reaches new heights
over 7 years