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Edmatica - (Karma x Edark) story

about 7 years

2 weeks ago, I experienced something new. something I never thought of experiencing in my life. a nostalgically messed up series of events, leading up to my pleasurable demise. it was 2 weeks ago, when I was sitting on the edge of my bed, reading my favorite book, "To kill a mockingbird". Although I did not understand most of the words in that book, I enjoyed it, because I enjoyed fantasizing myself getting r@ped by boo radley.

Whilst reading, I heard a faint knock on my door. "Who is it?" I asked. the door slowly widened itself. Behind my bedroom door; there he was in person, Edark. I blushed and giggled to myself, as I had always had a crush on Edark. Edark was my cousin. When I was 9, I distinctly remember asking my mother if I could kiss him. My mother slapped me and taught me what incest was. I never spoke of the topic again.

"When did you get to new york?" I asked him.

"This morning" He replied, settling his luggage down. "Sooo am I sleeping in this room?" he asked.

"Oh yeah... I guess so" I blushed


5 hours later


Camera zooms in on Karmatica and Edark Making out on Karmatica's bed

Edark: Call me daddy -Continues to hickey Karmatica-

Karmatica: EAT ME LIKE A VAMPIRE WOULD, DADDY BOY

Edark's mom peeks through our window, giving Edark a thumbs up

Edark: Lemme Fist that tight vajingle of yours

Edark willingly rips off karmatica's pants and glares at her pearl

Karmatica: Your Turn ;)

Karmatica pushes edark onto his backside, and rips off his pants. Her eyes widen as she sees the size of his cockrel

Edark: Big isn't it?

Karmatica: YESSS SLAP ME WITH IT

Edark's cockrel slaps karmatica's face

Edark: I'm done with this childs play, time to take it to the next level

Edark stands on his knees on the bed whilst karmatica is laying next to him, awaiting his bang bang

Edark: INITIATING COCKREL LAUNCH SEQUENCE - MY COCKREL IS READY TO INJECT.

Karmatica: Um okay wtf stop. say that again and im leaving

Edark: I'm sorry baby, I won't say it again

Edark bangs karmatica good, to the point where he's about to ejaculete

Edark: Before I... Before I Cuuuum... I need to tell you something.

Karmatica: OHHHH ANYTHING BABY MMMMMM

Edark: I'm the owner of Epicmafia

Karmatica: WAIT WHAT!

Edark Ejaculets in Karmatica

Karmatica: DID YOU JUST EJACULETE IN ME?!?!?

Edark: oh.. yeah oops

Karmatica: WTF I DONT WANT AN EPICMAFIAN BABY!

Karmatica: GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!

Edark: wha...

A Gunshot can be heard


Some people say I killed myself in the guilt of incest. Some say I just hated myself for what I did in that bed that night. But I know the truth. I killed myself knowing that there was even a slight chance I could be pregnant with an epicmafian baby.

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:)))))) this is perfect !
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What the did I just read
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living proof that if you try enough you eventually hit the jackpot
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high speed sequence initialising, preparing to commence in 3, 2, 1... Edark's mom peeks through our window, giving Edark a thumbs up
about 7 years

juke says

Edark: INITIATING COCKREL LAUNCH SEQUENCE - MY COCKREL IS READY TO INJECT.

anyone else feel like he legit does that


"Battleship operational, ready to deploy"
about 7 years
Edark: INITIATING COCKREL LAUNCH SEQUENCE - MY COCKREL IS READY TO INJECT.

anyone else feel like he legit does that
about 7 years
ok wtf who removed this from the forums. i spent a lot of time writing this.

Edit: nvm it was moved to off topic wtf?!? this is clearly on topic
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edark is a lucky man....
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literally the best story ive ever seen. gg all karmatica 10/10 this story should be published ill definately buy a copy
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HMMMM
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this actually made me laugh so hard
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This needs to be sticked tbqh
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Wish I was Edark...
about 7 years
karmatica is the best