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My Cat Got Raped [HELP!]

over 7 years

This is a serious post so please be serousing when you comment.

So today i was sitting on my porsh, and My Cat was just being playful and running around my garden, When this blonde cat just showed up and started looking at my cat. I'm not revealing names, so lets call the blonde cat Cody for now, and lets call my cat Edark.

So My Darling Edark spotted Cody, I could tell she was still deciding if he was #WorthIt. Of Course, Cody was looking for one thing, and that was her vjj. I saw Cody as he approached Edark with a face I'm never going to forget. Edark put on her stupid naive face and lifted her tail in glee, thinking that she had finally found love; but that's when Cody jumped up on 2 feet and penetrated Edark's Woodle Doodle. Edark Kept screaming and I tried to help it but Dirty little Cody hissed at me as he continued to suck the living joy out of my beautiful Edark.

Anyways, what do I do?? Do I take my Cat to the vet? Can cats get abortions?

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sweetnkind says

if cants cant ra.pe explain this



lmfao
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Peta says

This is dangerously unfunny.


Let me tell you about BOFA
over 7 years
You just got Pope-slammed.
over 7 years

YHWH says

Cats can't r@pe.

p1 Cats don't have souls
p2 Free will a property pertaining to souls
p3 Evil is cruelty committed of free will
p4 R@pe is a sexual act which is evil
∴ cats cannot r@pe


over 7 years
your cat need a therapist
over 7 years
...what did I just read
i want that wabbit
over 7 years

YHWH says

Cats can't r@pe.

p1 Cats don't have souls
p2 Free will a property pertaining to souls
p3 Evil is cruelty committed of free will
p4 R@pe is a sexual act which is evil
∴ cats cannot r@pe


Actually sexual assault doesn't require free will. Sorry, b*tch.
over 7 years

sweetnkind says

if cants cant ra.pe explain this


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if cants cant ra.pe explain this
over 7 years
Cats can't r@pe.

p1 Cats don't have souls
p2 Free will a property pertaining to souls
p3 Evil is cruelty committed of free will
p4 R@pe is a sexual act which is evil
∴ cats cannot r@pe
over 7 years
if anyone artistically-minded (sweetnkind) reads this i would like to commission some fanart of this post
over 7 years
I cant believe I'm upvoting a kramatica post
over 7 years
This is dangerously unfunny.
over 7 years

Edark says

I feel violated


For being a cat or owned by Karmatica?
over 7 years

Edark says

I feel violated


You like it
over 7 years
It's similar to mods. They're modding somebody you don't like, you call it abuse. That's how you see in their love.
over 7 years
This is the kind of quality content that keeps me coming back to these forums.
over 7 years

Edark says

I feel violated


A mod getting a violation?that's a first.
over 7 years
Told you not to leave your cat with xxerox.
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Vivid.
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Still a better love story than twilight
over 7 years
I feel violated
over 7 years
Holy.
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jesus