This is a serious post so please be serousing when you comment.
So today i was sitting on my porsh, and My Cat was just being playful and running around my garden, When this blonde cat just showed up and started looking at my cat. I'm not revealing names, so lets call the blonde cat Cody for now, and lets call my cat Edark.
So My Darling Edark spotted Cody, I could tell she was still deciding if he was #WorthIt. Of Course, Cody was looking for one thing, and that was her vjj. I saw Cody as he approached Edark with a face I'm never going to forget. Edark put on her stupid naive face and lifted her tail in glee, thinking that she had finally found love; but that's when Cody jumped up on 2 feet and penetrated Edark's Woodle Doodle. Edark Kept screaming and I tried to help it but Dirty little Cody hissed at me as he continued to suck the living joy out of my beautiful Edark.
Anyways, what do I do?? Do I take my Cat to the vet? Can cats get abortions?
