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My Cat Got Raped [HELP!]

almost 8 years

This is a serious post so please be serousing when you comment.

So today i was sitting on my porsh, and My Cat was just being playful and running around my garden, When this blonde cat just showed up and started looking at my cat. I'm not revealing names, so lets call the blonde cat Cody for now, and lets call my cat Edark.

So My Darling Edark spotted Cody, I could tell she was still deciding if he was #WorthIt. Of Course, Cody was looking for one thing, and that was her vjj. I saw Cody as he approached Edark with a face I'm never going to forget. Edark put on her stupid naive face and lifted her tail in glee, thinking that she had finally found love; but that's when Cody jumped up on 2 feet and penetrated Edark's Woodle Doodle. Edark Kept screaming and I tried to help it but Dirty little Cody hissed at me as he continued to suck the living joy out of my beautiful Edark.

Anyways, what do I do?? Do I take my Cat to the vet? Can cats get abortions?

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elephantasm says


but spoiler alert
souls, free will, and evil have almost nothing to do with it and are abstract terms. Like, if there's some

snip


(the joke is that my username is linked to doxastic systems which claim to objectively have knowledge of these things :doge: )
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Epicmafia:Tackling only the most pressing of issues.
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cats have penile spines
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Edark says


sweetnkind says

if cants cant ra.pe explain this



You're r@ping me with r@pe. This is r@pe.


You r.aped the fun out of this website.
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sweetnkind says

if cants cant ra.pe explain this



You're r@ping me with r@pe. This is r@pe.
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and also that it is edark
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if any of u ever hear a cat screaming loudly on ur street, chances are it is being r@ped
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sweetnkind as a catifsh I dont think its legal to forward animal- to an underaged girl on the internet
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i cant believe your pussi got
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sweetnkind says


elephantasm says

it's a defective cat sexually assaulting a stupid human that thinks it's technically "r@pe" when it's not semantically equivalent despite being practically so


if cats cant rap.e explain this





an elephantasm is when you think there's an elephant in the room but it turns out the reason no one was addressing it is that it was actually just your schizophrenia acting up again ‏


sweetnkind, dear,
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that cat has one big p.enis
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elephantasm says

it's a defective cat sexually assaulting a stupid human that thinks it's technically "r@pe" when it's not semantically equivalent despite being practically so


if cats cant rap.e explain this
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sweetnkind says


elephantasm says

I don't think it falls under the dictionary definition of r@pe.


if cats cant r.ape explain this



I wouldnt be crying if that happened.
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it's a stupid human/elephant being attacked and misusing the English language

also that's disgusting help
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elephantasm says

I don't think it falls under the dictionary definition of r@pe.


if cats cant r.ape explain this
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elephantasm says

I'm not trying to argue about the nature of consciousness in other animals there, BTW. Mammals at least are practically proven to be sentient in some way, and unless my internal definition of free will is off, they have decision-making capabilities and emotions ergo they have it, but that's not my point here.

Either you were trying to be sassy towards a troll and failed or your point just completely went over my head because right now it sounds like a bunch of baloney to say something you could reasonably argue without it, since "unlawfully" is included in the definition of r@pe according to google


your dog doesn't love you it just does what it knows will get it food
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deandean says

Im serious when I say this, but Woodle Doodle is a word that has now entered my vocabulary.


woodle doodle is 2 words btw
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REALLYLOOOOOOONGNAME says


Arcbell says

You're a huge nerd sincerely.


stop bodyshaming, she can weight whatever she wants


thank you friend i choose to weight the semantics of cat nonr@pe higher than the 10 minutes it took to type that
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sweetnkind says

if cants cant ra.pe explain this



Why?!?! Just why???
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Arcbell says

You're a huge nerd sincerely.


stop bodyshaming, she can weight whatever she wants
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You're a huge nerd sincerely.
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I'm not trying to argue about the nature of consciousness in other animals there, BTW. Mammals at least are practically proven to be sentient in some way, and unless my internal definition of free will is off, they have decision-making capabilities and emotions ergo they have it, but that's not my point here.

Either you were trying to be sassy towards a troll and failed or your point just completely went over my head because right now it sounds like a bunch of baloney to say something you could reasonably argue without it, since "unlawfully" is included in the definition of r@pe according to google
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Nah, if the cat does not want to mate with the other cat - and the other cat forces the cat into it - its .

Whether its evil or not is a different kind of question
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the funniest part of that post is that his conclusion is debatably right, depending on the exact definition of r@pe, because cats are animals which have sex like that, normally, and cannot be treated with human measures/laws/etc. due to being a different species and not even knowing those things/having completely different biology and circumstances. It might still not have consent and it might make us uncomfortable but technically speaking, I don't think it falls under the dictionary definition of r@pe.

but spoiler alert
souls, free will, and evil have almost nothing to do with it and are abstract terms. Like, if there's some logical, scientific definition of either "souls" or "free will" and it is somehow logically, scientifically shown to exist in us but not in other species, I had no idea and would love to be told so I can go look it up.

And as for evil, there are many definitions of that, very few situations are straightforwardly good or evil, and r@pe has nothing to do with evil; it just happens to be a malicious act that is generally committed do to selfishness/lack of empathy, but the actual definition of r@pe doesn't specify motivation.
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YHWH says

Cats can't r@pe.

p1 Cats don't have souls
p2 Free will a property pertaining to souls
p3 Evil is cruelty committed of free will
p4 R@pe is a sexual act which is evil
∴ cats cannot r@pe


rofl.