Epicmafia

Rutab says

This is like WWE but all of the fake wrestlers are cheaters and they actually cheated

you just tried to play devils advocate and ask me what do i mean when i say toxicity, then i find this thread. r u srs, you don't see this all the time?

i understand this sentiment

Peta

over 8 years

This was a pretty sick blast from the past.

xela

over 8 years

that wasn't petri you dingus

poser

over 8 years

Honestly my favorite part is that he hesitates before he says a year as if he wasn't counting every single day that he was away from the site. We all know it's not a surprise that you were away for a year so you really shouldn't even pretend like it's a surprise that it was a year

poser

over 8 years

Bebop says

"And this time, I'm not gonna get caught. I've returned to EpicMafia after about... mm, I don't know... a YEAR? But this time, I will be king of EpicMafia! And I got my crew with me, and guess what? You're not gonna be able to do anything! 'Cuz I got like 50 alt accounts ready, and like... come on, troll me bro! ‘Cuz I’m all ready for this, you know? And like… - you know what? You guys won’t be able to figure me out this time, ‘cuz I got this new plan: I’m gonna be king of EpicMafia! All the times in the past I’ve failed, but NOT this time. This time I’ll succeed. The first one who ever hacked EpicMafia; that was me. The first person who ever truly cheated to the extent of making the forums a million times; that was me. And the one who’s gonna take over EpicMafia? It’s gonna be me. So I’ll see you guys in the leaderboard. Later." - SammieTheGambler