This is like WWE but all of the fake wrestlers are cheaters and they actually cheated
you just tried to play devils advocate and ask me what do i mean when i say toxicity, then i find this thread. r u srs, you don't see this all the time?
Honestly my favorite part is that he hesitates before he says a year as if he wasn't counting every single day that he was away from the site. We all know it's not a surprise that you were away for a year so you really shouldn't even pretend like it's a surprise that it was a year
"And this time, I'm not gonna get caught. I've returned to EpicMafia after about... mm, I don't know... a YEAR? But this time, I will be king of EpicMafia! And I got my crew with me, and guess what? You're not gonna be able to do anything! 'Cuz I got like 50 alt accounts ready, and like... come on, troll me bro! ‘Cuz I’m all ready for this, you know? And like… - you know what? You guys won’t be able to figure me out this time, ‘cuz I got this new plan: I’m gonna be king of EpicMafia! All the times in the past I’ve failed, but NOT this time. This time I’ll succeed. The first one who ever hacked EpicMafia; that was me. The first person who ever truly cheated to the extent of making the forums a million times; that was me. And the one who’s gonna take over EpicMafia? It’s gonna be me. So I’ll see you guys in the leaderboard. Later." - SammieTheGambler