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Real Roasts [from Juicy and Sachy]

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Post for actual roasts, not just some comments a sandbox mod found on reddit.

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Me pls
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prayag says

ok i'll try at both places


I only say "so indian so nice" to you because if you lose one more shred of self-worth I'm worried you'll have a breakdown and take a note from Heath Ledger's book.
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Seriously though the entire week you were banned for cheating is the most attention you've ever received. You could get adopted by another family and your parents wouldn't even notice.
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yachi says

im ready


Rat.
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ROAST ME
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sure a
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retti's thread is objectively funnier and more original
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i really hope that wasn't a serious roast because if it was it's painfully weak
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Bebop says

set me ablaze, person who puts an "x" in front of their username in the 21st century


As much as you try to resemble the 80s not even Jimmy Saville would give a fúck about you.
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looking forward to your next video mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obFqrBAVXCM
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Japter says

bad roasts


that's alright least a blind man didn't cut my hair.
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Japter says

bad roasts


You just plussed your own post on two accounts, how much reassurance do you need? You're the kind of person that tells yourself nobody will notice the sun blinding people off your forehead ten times in the mirror before you go out.
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Merlot says

since i was refused service on the other thread, post


I don't even know who you are but I feel like "moderating on EpicMafia" is something you'd print on a badge and wear to all future job interviews because you're literally that useless.
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these aren't even roasts they're just reusable jokes that could be hurled at just about anyone, i'm disappointed in sachy
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Bebop says

set me ablaze, person who puts an "x" in front of their username in the 21st century


durex called they want to know if they can use your face for their next campaign for a reason to always wear a condom " always wrap else you might end up with one of these"
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bebop obviously rneat is censored
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ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ
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bad roasts
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ok i'll try at both places
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im ready
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juke says


Shwartz99 says


Ooh what a roast


How many street shifts did your mother have to work for your family to afford that? I bet it looks eerily similar to the meet she sucks on daily.


This is good shit
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Shwartz99 says


Ooh what a roast


How many street shifts did your mother have to work for your family to afford that? I bet it looks eerily similar to the meat she sucks on daily.
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set me ablaze, person who puts an "x" in front of their username in the 21st century
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since i was refused service on the other thread, post