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Real Roasts [from Juicy and Sachy]

about 8 years

Post for actual roasts, not just some comments a sandbox mod found on reddit.

about 8 years

Becameclear says

You shut your mouth when talking to Escurai



He knows he's my bro.
about 8 years

glow says

did jeff just make a dead dad joke



Your reputation on this site depends entirely on yachi and being called a rat. Without her, you don't exist. The fact you have to cling onto this social existence by grabbing your friend's tail and desperately clinging on is pathetic. You literally spend your time here trying to find details of current ongoings in the grim hope you might one day become relevant. You could post nudes on reddit and the only response would be "where's yachi?".
about 8 years
Now I'm not forum suspended, hit me up with one.
about 8 years
roast me like a little pig daddy, turn on the fire oh yeah
about 8 years
You shut your mouth when talking to Escurai
about 8 years

Escurai says

jeff succ


The way you try and turn everything into a joke resembles your entire life - something that exists for the sole purpose of everyone else's amusement. Any encouragement you receive is purely fake yet you fail to realise and continue in your deluded mannerism, thinking you're being cheered on but really you're the Emile Heskey of EpicMafia: people cheer for you but only so that they can keep taking the píss at your failures.
about 8 years

juke says


JeffreyAaron says

I just think the whole joking about being abused by fathers is a bad roasting point.


I agree it was on the boundary but Dyl said to go in hard so I obliged. It's all in good humour from my point of view and if you ask to be roasted I expect that's a mutual perspective.


I had Slowbro war flashbacks, I apologize.
about 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

I just think the whole joking about being abused by fathers is a bad roasting point.


I agree it was on the boundary but Dyl said to go in hard so I obliged. It's all in good humour from my point of view and if you ask to be roasted I expect that's a mutual perspective.
about 8 years

Katie says


juke says

you're like the James Franco version of MikeyRu


oh my god


How low does your self esteem have to be to date a Jimmy Neutron lookalike? Your desperation to be noticed is on parr with Jade Goody. At least you have hair but I expect you'll both end up the same way.
about 8 years
Everything else is fair game.
about 8 years
I just think the whole joking about being abused by fathers is a bad roasting point.
about 8 years

glow says

did jeff just make a dead dad joke



No that would be bad. That wasn't meant for joking purposes.
about 8 years
Okay so, if there are legit things you're gonna get upset about don't post asking for a roast. That's just common sense really. If you all start arguing the thread is gonna get locked and that ruins the fun.

Jeff, I'm roasting anyone that posts so you got included. You can diss the roasts all you like but everyone else gets it just fine. Well, Bebop doesn't either but like who is that guy anyway?
about 8 years
did jeff just make a dead dad joke
about 8 years

Escurai says

jeff succ


but Jeff loves Selasi so can I REALLY actually succ????
about 8 years
jeff succ
about 8 years
It was more to show that you shouldn't get personal and bring families into it, a bit of shock treatment, but I retract it seeing as it had that effect on Becameclear, granted it only had the effect because his "Jeff talked on the forums" alarm went off and he had to come attempt to drag me while simultaneously saying he never tries to talk to me and I always attack him first.
about 8 years
Did you forget to take your pills again Jeff. . .
about 8 years
Hey guttersnipe can you teach me how to get away with lying about friends and family being dead for attention?
about 8 years
OK I'll put my post back

JeffreyAaron says

Dylan's dad committed suicide when he was 2.


Can you really blame him?
about 8 years
Dylan's dad is alive, for the record.
about 8 years

Becameclear says

How about you try not outing personal information about your friend


Ignorance of the situation.
about 8 years

juke says

you're like the James Franco version of MikeyRu


oh my god
about 8 years
just roast tf outta jeff again till he stops posting fam
about 8 years
How about you try not outing personal information about your friend