You try and speak to like thirty girls at a time to give the impression you're some kind of sex god but the truth is it's completely futile because nobody wants to ride on a one inch warrior that everybody on the site's already seen and ridiculed. They only reply to you out of pity, it's just a shame you actually build your hopes up that the next sandbox girl to reply with "haha aw ur so kyoot!! xD" could actually be the one.
You're like the kid in school who was always absent because of "depression" but then you'd show up for a day and crack jokes, expecting to be fully appreciated, when in reality nobody can even remember who you are and you spend the next hour trying to remind them you actually belong there; "of course we're friends". Fast forward to the next day and they're not sure if the weird emo kid they met was a dream or reality, but they don't care.
The worst part about you is somehow believing your opinions actually matter on any given subject until you're proven wrong, at which point you shout "LOLOLOL SOY LATINO" and go back to masturbating over your volleyball team photo.
Not a clue who you are but the fact you have three different animals as your username clearly signifies that your sexuality is completely fúcked up in that you can't decide whether you like men, women or fúcking trees. After being shunned in real life so many times you've finally managed to find acceptance, unfortunately it's a place as meaningless as this site.
The reason your parents moved from fúcked up Russia to the absolute mess that is Israel is because they figured they'd have less chance of survival there. Having to put up with you and your singing aspirations of one day being a slightly less suicidal version of Avril Lavigne can do that to people.
You're like every girl's gay best friend. The only problem is you're straight and trying so desperately to break the friendzone barrier, but unfortunately your blue balls are so heavy they're like an anchor holding you in place. Or maybe it's that "yes I'll be your bítch" attitude keeping you there, who knows.
You're like the equivalent to the token white guy in a basketball team who can't throw for shít: you're the black guy at the white nerd's table who's actually stupid as . Yoú try so hard to be white people are calling you the new Eminem.
i once stalked devante's instagram when he commented on the same caroline picture i did and can confirm his stud lifestyle is not fake gg roast removed
