my friend mort

samuel thread

king

/me grabs chest

wonk wonk

hi sammny

hi guys

[My hobbies include:] wearing flats, saving Roxxxy Andrews, sending home fan-favorites, borrowing clothes, speaking Parseltongue, shedding my skin every summer, throwing tantrums, offering bribes of $10,000 via PayPal... before taxes.

tunes

HeyGuys

sammy

i just realised i said pattys and not paddys

i brainfarted im sorr

and I rofl'd really hard

pattys kek

i just realised i said pattys and not paddys

i brainfarted im sorr

ryman

happy st paddy's day to my fellow irish lad!

Spoiler

sammy wins sandbox big brother by a unanimous decision

Happy St Pattys mate theres murder here lol

happy st paddy's day to my fellow irish lad!

Spoiler

sammy wins sandbox big brother by a unanimous decision

I want a boyfriend so bad

im sorry

Wolf

sammy

what a good boy

I knew you'd like him.

that doggo is still cute

sammy

what a good boy

I knew you'd like him.

Wolf

what a good boy

im cute

haircut

All I do these days is cry

Oh no Lucas we were caught!!!

Sammy when you want THAT it's only ask


does this guy mean s*x