"I want to help this town, I really do, but I cannot help this town if the blues don't do their part. She's saying she's clear, she can lead - what kind of leader is that? This all could've been resolved if the blues did their job, and they didn't, because they didn't respect her. Now me, now, I'm a leader. I'll lead these blues to the highest heights. Mt. Everest? Bring it on, I'm town."
You could ask him what he ate for breakfast and at the end of his 5 minute diatribe (despite being allotted 2 minutes to speak) he'd be ranting about ISIS or China
"It is essential that this town aligns with third parties for the common good. It is important for all fools to town side, no matter the temptation. On behalf of myself and the majority of this town, my word is good"
