over 7 years

ALL TIME RANKING CITING BACK TO 2008

Based on trophies, win rates and most of all how you played your best in games. Including cheaters and trolls that i've seen play seriously. Everyone's rank is based on when they're trying their best and in their respective primes (for a few thats specified in brackets).

God tier: BigBadBoy (on any tryhard account), Regfan (before playing w/ Sachy)

A++: Crypto (circa 2011 when not playing in circlejerk tables), Girallon (as catbae), Fantastic (before returning as skeptical), Jaguar (before '11), Soben (after he stopped trolling in broken english and before '12)

A+: Brownpimp007 (when running or as immaculate), Chesskid4 (when he was a secret alt as Tatatmi), Effulgence (before '11), Prevail (during his time as Flex/Fix/Knuckleballer even tho he cheated), Strider (just before he started dating Kerry), theshiv (during his time as Nero),

A: Alcoway, Anthony642 (as SonOfZeus), Atikur (when she pretended to be a guy), Belthazar666, Blastoise87 (as Gay even tho he cheated on it), Cirno (as Nimara), CocaCola, Duckhunter (before '11), Fading (as False even tho he cheated on it), Joole, Radiohated, Rednose2 (as Mertens/Temper), RickKnight (before '10), Sonseray, SystemOverload (as TweIve), Tatsuya, ThirdAug, Turquoise, ubaldooo (as Despicable), Vestige, Vigoroth (as Steven), Zyklon

A-: Achieina, Angelfire, Apeescraper, Applecidersyo, Bearissoslow, Benjerman, Billstickers, Cajunjack, Chupps, Dag, Deborah, Dreamcatcher, ElijahMikaelson (as ChaosBlaze/Eatos), epiclulz, Erica, Eritas, Forbs, Forever, Goodbar, Grace, Haymon (as Cansilo), GerryOat (as Note), Giga13, Hedger, Insanoflex, JeffreyAaron, KindaIWantTo, Kittykeri, Kittenz73, LOLUMAD (before '11), Lmaobird (as Iridescent), MachiavellianGhost, Mangofruit (as yushchenko), Nanita (as Coldsummers or Polms), Pranay7744 (as Dessicate), Radar (as Lust), Rathwins1, Redfoo (as dsmith97), Riotkiller14, RoseOnPlayer, SaintsDynasty, Slyintine, soda17, speedofstupid (as original Shacky account), theeraser, Tomato, Veiexku (as kcinowai and before '10), Vilden, xxerox (as a secret alt like lucidsnows), Zekashis

B+: Account, Alexicon (as Pinacolada), Andrew (as Masterball), Arcbell, Bacde, Bernin, BGA, bubbasparXXX, Bubbles, Calvin, Cavsfan, DangeloD (as bazookaB), Dannyboy, Dared, Dennis, DLGn, doomsday, Dreamquakes, DrJackShephard, Drysc, eckstavo, Emperorschance, Endorphins, Error, Eshbd, Ferny, Gerksterr, h1n1flu, Harodihg, Heck, HoratioCaine, Implosion, Incarcerated, itg321 (as iceaac), Jeep, Jesusofnazareth, Jezebelalli, JM123, Junter, Karmaloop, Kelly, Kerry, Lamer, Ling, lolwot, lotus, lucidrains (during start of the site), Mapreduce, Matt12, Matt55, MaximillionPegasus, MilesPrower, Miloo7, Minie, Murica, Naegiri, Nagerous, Nahdia, Nevermaf, Okeas, OTB (as misselainey), Pereking, Petricigy (before sex change), Pogoster (before going mental), Projectmatt, Raven (as Phoenix), Riddler, Rondar, Roshiez, Sachy, Sammon (as Goatemis), SGR, Shamu, Shrub, Sineadiio, Sirius, Stiffy, Sunstorm, Super, Terra, thebrontosaurus, thejkb, theonlyjazznation, Thrillvy, TMjuke (as Tibbers), Trolleyz, vashthestampede (as Vexium), Vedarshi, Vifam, Voltron, willianGallis, wsteyer (during start of the site), xjuicy (as Juke), xsonianevermindx (as Ripple), yoyo200900, ZEEnon, Zovea (before '10)

B: lionel99, jesswhite, imthefool, Facebook, cubfan90, RedCoyote, FBG, RNB, RWF, kylehlp123, KatnissTheRebel, zach420, roughnightbro, bamfcallee, nown1111, LittleV, hungryhippo, kotw10, dle9999, Nbtnbt5, Skoffin, Retti, Schezo, Minxy, rektson, Scubasteve, user80, thegeneral2112, scumboodler, Papuito, Splinterfright, DropKickDiva, pafff, ichizon, icemynipz, Acrylics, Linker, zwink, elise, sonrio, reeses, shinigami, emily, EmmerrLouise, pamda, simplypam, dannie, garyoak, KHNM, innovateur83, shmeur, Markus, Himiko, Ucklar, papoy, Hurricane13, payamcf, Vendetta, mna3631, Nikysha, Heinous, foolonthehill, godofdarkness, mafiagod, supernova, laservp, scholsey, Mastercheif, shieldbearer, Shamzy, Devante, carolineeee, amishguy, RohiniN, Tactic, Hypersoft, Sincerely, schutzekatze, Pocky, thegatso, Pamda, Betmen, evilpyro, johnreid, johnbatman, jonsnow, guyfawkes, ladynemesis, PatrykSzczescie, ponylove, burtonx, adblock, shannonx, datguiser, sweeper, gennehfarrxD, kpcptmku, aquamermaid, usagichan49, charley, stayaway, Nicol, zoolander, RaMpUrI, perro, GotConverted, IAMRobik, Jaleb, utahraptor, coolkidrox123, bebop, jackhammer, FaZ, Soluciones, scumboodler, epicsean, chooksy, billclintonIRL, benmh92, dwightschrute, nightwolfx, madains, bowlinjim, 2gamis, tonkotsu, Rin, Kuno, MisterPresident, mtlve

C+ (slightly better than average) - Not gonna make a list cuz it'd be too long

Average players or below won't be included

Post if you think you're good enough to be ranked if not already on here.

Post if you disagree with a placing or think someone is missing.

For those who posted ITT:

Below B: Rutab, Samuel, Cozy, Mindful, thecolonel, Justrec, Juneau, female, Ark, Bennychaos, annabelle, Redino, shwartz99, LeMeJoe, Jesteroz, RowanJay, Grateful, Hiariej, S1337, evolpz, peach, GayLivesMatter (hes mikeyru??)

Haven't seen your play (probably Below B): k9trip, StevoJR, overcat, carmean, Lionel, miles54321, Player, CTFaithful, jester17, CarmenK72, maxxburn, WhiteMarauder, BeepBeepLettuce

almost 6 years
played too bad against abc to be ranked, ama
almost 6 years
Hmm i got ranked below people i literally taught how to play
almost 6 years
ar eug iga?
deletedalmost 6 years
this is what happened when chicago challenged me https://epicmafia.com/round/625
almost 6 years

iCouldBeatYouUp says


Chicago says


Sulfur says

He was drunk when he made this


had to have been lol. i'm not sure how he could have played with all these players while they were playing at their best. i've been here 9 years and haven't seen 3/4 of these people play at their best. To put me, guyfawkes, antidote, STIFFY??, shini?? (years ago) etc. at their best below a lot of the other names listed is comical haha.




guyfawkes - that guy who has been playing forever and never trophied w/ a coin-flip pie lol

antidote - that guy who metas w/ xjade in red heart games and has just a single bronze trophy to his name lol good one

shini - sub 50% win rate, nuff said

stiffy - is ok and ranked higher than the rest u mentioned.


Tatami says

ITT People that can barely post 50% spamming FP whine about how they and their friends are clearly elite


ikr lol


Guy fawkes - has a much better in depth understanding of the game. whether he's won a trophy or not, how many times has he actually ran in comparison to a lot of these guys who you placed higher then him.

FYI - Shini's comp account https://epicmafia.com/user/228040#/
he only lost 41% of comp games back when maymay, derfel, and mikeyru were the only dodges.

You made a list ranking a portion of the community w/ limited, biased, knowledge and then tried to argue to defend it.

Also, BigBadBoy just showed me you had commented on this (which brought me back here) and then trash talked me about my pie lol (remember this is my first account ever, so to talk about someone's pie on their first acc ever is :fp:. all my alts are 60+% w/r in comp.

A couple months ago, I offered to bet BigBadBoy (Self proclaimed EM GOD) any amount of money USD that i would place better than him any comp round he wanted. Pay before play, we both agree on who holds the money.

He pussied out.. twice.
almost 6 years
holy sh or even ladynemesis

she should be like D
deletedalmost 6 years
coincidence tbh i just came on while i eat my breakfast before work and saw it
almost 6 years
How is itg ranked at B+
almost 6 years
gets mentioned

replies in abt 10 minutes

thats more impressive lol
deletedalmost 6 years

iCouldBeatYouUp says


lacey says

i'm confused why i'm on this and why someone used my old username 15 months ago


no matter how hard u try to rebrand urself as lacey instead of thrillvy, we all know that aint gonna work


upset but impressed
almost 6 years
Rank me
almost 6 years
hugo is a noob with no trophy. dessicate wouldve won gold but he self deleted
almost 6 years
I am the best
almost 6 years
Me as hugo is above all these. Without a doubt.
almost 6 years

lacey says

i'm confused why i'm on this and why someone used my old username 15 months ago


no matter how hard u try to rebrand urself as lacey instead of thrillvy, we all know that aint gonna work
almost 6 years

Chicago says


Sulfur says

He was drunk when he made this


had to have been lol. i'm not sure how he could have played with all these players while they were playing at their best. i've been here 9 years and haven't seen 3/4 of these people play at their best. To put me, guyfawkes, antidote, STIFFY??, shini?? (years ago) etc. at their best below a lot of the other names listed is comical haha.




guyfawkes - that guy who has been playing forever and never trophied w/ a coin-flip pie lol

antidote - that guy who metas w/ xjade in red heart games and has just a single bronze trophy to his name lol good one

shini - sub 50% win rate, nuff said

stiffy - is ok and ranked higher than the rest u mentioned.


Tatami says

ITT People that can barely post 50% spamming FP whine about how they and their friends are clearly elite


ikr lol
almost 6 years
im guessing emperorschance wrote that. he always overrates vigoroth
deletedabout 6 years
crypto, soben and vigoroth were probably the three best players i ever played with. nobody else was really worthy of dancing in the same room
over 6 years
this guy hasn't met me yet
deletedover 6 years
It's ABC. Dude has the panache to cheat to beat me and put me at A- , below himself.
deletedover 6 years
i'm confused why i'm on this and why someone used my old username 15 months ago
over 6 years
geegegegg
deletedover 6 years
you forgot natstar, idiot.
over 6 years
i dont like being ranked by a guy whos never played with me tbh
over 6 years
wanna fu'ck