EM Rankings

iCouldBeatYouUpalmost 10 years ago

ALL TIME RANKING CITING BACK TO 2008

Based on trophies, win rates and most of all how you played your best in games. Including cheaters and trolls that i've seen play seriously. Everyone's rank is based on when they're trying their best and in their respective primes (for a few thats specified in brackets).

God tier: BigBadBoy (on any tryhard account), Regfan (before playing w/ Sachy)

A++: Crypto (circa 2011 when not playing in circlejerk tables), Girallon (as catbae), Fantastic (before returning as skeptical), Jaguar (before '11), Soben (after he stopped trolling in broken english and before '12)

A+: Brownpimp007 (when running or as immaculate), Chesskid4 (when he was a secret alt as Tatatmi), Effulgence (before '11), Prevail (during his time as Flex/Fix/Knuckleballer even tho he cheated), Strider (just before he started dating Kerry), theshiv (during his time as Nero),

A: Alcoway, Anthony642 (as SonOfZeus), Atikur (when she pretended to be a guy), Belthazar666, Blastoise87 (as Gay even tho he cheated on it), Cirno (as Nimara), CocaCola, Duckhunter (before '11), Fading (as False even tho he cheated on it), Joole, Radiohated, Rednose2 (as Mertens/Temper), RickKnight (before '10), Sonseray, SystemOverload (as TweIve), Tatsuya, ThirdAug, Turquoise, ubaldooo (as Despicable), Vestige, Vigoroth (as Steven), Zyklon

A-: Achieina, Angelfire, Apeescraper, Applecidersyo, Bearissoslow, Benjerman, Billstickers, Cajunjack, Chupps, Dag, Deborah, Dreamcatcher, ElijahMikaelson (as ChaosBlaze/Eatos), epiclulz, Erica, Eritas, Forbs, Forever, Goodbar, Grace, Haymon (as Cansilo), GerryOat (as Note), Giga13, Hedger, Insanoflex, JeffreyAaron, KindaIWantTo, Kittykeri, Kittenz73, LOLUMAD (before '11), Lmaobird (as Iridescent), MachiavellianGhost, Mangofruit (as yushchenko), Nanita (as Coldsummers or Polms), Pranay7744 (as Dessicate), Radar (as Lust), Rathwins1, Redfoo (as dsmith97), Riotkiller14, RoseOnPlayer, SaintsDynasty, Slyintine, soda17, speedofstupid (as original Shacky account), theeraser, Tomato, Veiexku (as kcinowai and before '10), Vilden, xxerox (as a secret alt like lucidsnows), Zekashis

B+: Account, Alexicon (as Pinacolada), Andrew (as Masterball), Arcbell, Bacde, Bernin, BGA, bubbasparXXX, Bubbles, Calvin, Cavsfan, DangeloD (as bazookaB), Dannyboy, Dared, Dennis, DLGn, doomsday, Dreamquakes, DrJackShephard, Drysc, eckstavo, Emperorschance, Endorphins, Error, Eshbd, Ferny, Gerksterr, h1n1flu, Harodihg, Heck, HoratioCaine, Implosion, Incarcerated, itg321 (as iceaac), Jeep, Jesusofnazareth, Jezebelalli, JM123, Junter, Karmaloop, Kelly, Kerry, Lamer, Ling, lolwot, lotus, lucidrains (during start of the site), Mapreduce, Matt12, Matt55, MaximillionPegasus, MilesPrower, Miloo7, Minie, Murica, Naegiri, Nagerous, Nahdia, Nevermaf, Okeas, OTB (as misselainey), Pereking, Petricigy (before sex change), Pogoster (before going mental), Projectmatt, Raven (as Phoenix), Riddler, Rondar, Roshiez, Sachy, Sammon (as Goatemis), SGR, Shamu, Shrub, Sineadiio, Sirius, Stiffy, Sunstorm, Super, Terra, thebrontosaurus, thejkb, theonlyjazznation, Thrillvy, TMjuke (as Tibbers), Trolleyz, vashthestampede (as Vexium), Vedarshi, Vifam, Voltron, willianGallis, wsteyer (during start of the site), xjuicy (as Juke), xsonianevermindx (as Ripple), yoyo200900, ZEEnon, Zovea (before '10)

B: lionel99, jesswhite, imthefool, Facebook, cubfan90, RedCoyote, FBG, RNB, RWF, kylehlp123, KatnissTheRebel, zach420, roughnightbro, bamfcallee, nown1111, LittleV, hungryhippo, kotw10, dle9999, Nbtnbt5, Skoffin, Retti, Schezo, Minxy, rektson, Scubasteve, user80, thegeneral2112, scumboodler, Papuito, Splinterfright, DropKickDiva, pafff, ichizon, icemynipz, Acrylics, Linker, zwink, elise, sonrio, reeses, shinigami, emily, EmmerrLouise, pamda, simplypam, dannie, garyoak, KHNM, innovateur83, shmeur, Markus, Himiko, Ucklar, papoy, Hurricane13, payamcf, Vendetta, mna3631, Nikysha, Heinous, foolonthehill, godofdarkness, mafiagod, supernova, laservp, scholsey, Mastercheif, shieldbearer, Shamzy, Devante, carolineeee, amishguy, RohiniN, Tactic, Hypersoft, Sincerely, schutzekatze, Pocky, thegatso, Pamda, Betmen, evilpyro, johnreid, johnbatman, jonsnow, guyfawkes, ladynemesis, PatrykSzczescie, ponylove, burtonx, adblock, shannonx, datguiser, sweeper, gennehfarrxD, kpcptmku, aquamermaid, usagichan49, charley, stayaway, Nicol, zoolander, RaMpUrI, perro, GotConverted, IAMRobik, Jaleb, utahraptor, coolkidrox123, bebop, jackhammer, FaZ, Soluciones, scumboodler, epicsean, chooksy, billclintonIRL, benmh92, dwightschrute, nightwolfx, madains, bowlinjim, 2gamis, tonkotsu, Rin, Kuno, MisterPresident, mtlve

C+ (slightly better than average) - Not gonna make a list cuz it'd be too long

Average players or below won't be included

Post if you think you're good enough to be ranked if not already on here.

Post if you disagree with a placing or think someone is missing.

For those who posted ITT:

Below B: Rutab, Samuel, Cozy, Mindful, thecolonel, Justrec, Juneau, female, Ark, Bennychaos, annabelle, Redino, shwartz99, LeMeJoe, Jesteroz, RowanJay, Grateful, Hiariej, S1337, evolpz, peach, GayLivesMatter (hes mikeyru??)

Haven't seen your play (probably Below B): k9trip, StevoJR, overcat, carmean, Lionel, miles54321, Player, CTFaithful, jester17, CarmenK72, maxxburn, WhiteMarauder, BeepBeepLettuce

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Daredabout 8 years ago
played too bad against abc to be ranked, ama
GentIemanabout 8 years ago
Hmm i got ranked below people i literally taught how to play
PeanutMarmadukeabout 8 years ago
ar eug iga?
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
this is what happened when chicago challenged me https://epicmafia.com/round/625
Chicagoabout 8 years agoedited
iCouldBeatYouUp
Chicago
Sulfur
He was drunk when he made this
had to have been lol. i'm not sure how he could have played with all these players while they were playing at their best. i've been here 9 years and haven't seen 3/4 of these people play at their best. To put me, guyfawkes, antidote, STIFFY??, shini?? (years ago) etc. at their best below a lot of the other names listed is comical haha.


guyfawkes - that guy who has been playing forever and never trophied w/ a coin-flip pie lol

antidote - that guy who metas w/ xjade in red heart games and has just a single bronze trophy to his name lol good one

shini - sub 50% win rate, nuff said

stiffy - is ok and ranked higher than the rest u mentioned.

Tatami
ITT People that can barely post 50% spamming FP whine about how they and their friends are clearly elite
ikr lol
Guy fawkes - has a much better in depth understanding of the game. whether he's won a trophy or not, how many times has he actually ran in comparison to a lot of these guys who you placed higher then him.

FYI - Shini's comp account https://epicmafia.com/user/228040#/
he only lost 41% of comp games back when maymay, derfel, and mikeyru were the only dodges.

You made a list ranking a portion of the community w/ limited, biased, knowledge and then tried to argue to defend it.

Also, BigBadBoy just showed me you had commented on this (which brought me back here) and then trash talked me about my pie lol (remember this is my first account ever, so to talk about someone's pie on their first acc ever is :fp:. all my alts are 60+% w/r in comp.

A couple months ago, I offered to bet BigBadBoy (Self proclaimed EM GOD) any amount of money USD that i would place better than him any comp round he wanted. Pay before play, we both agree on who holds the money.

He pussied out.. twice.
MisterPresidentabout 8 years ago
holy sh or even ladynemesis

she should be like D
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
coincidence tbh i just came on while i eat my breakfast before work and saw it
MisterPresidentabout 8 years ago
How is itg ranked at B+
iCouldBeatYouUpabout 8 years ago
gets mentioned

replies in abt 10 minutes

thats more impressive lol
deleteddeletedabout 8 years ago
iCouldBeatYouUp
lacey
i'm confused why i'm on this and why someone used my old username 15 months ago
no matter how hard u try to rebrand urself as lacey instead of thrillvy, we all know that aint gonna work
upset but impressed
MisterPresidentabout 8 years ago
Rank me
iCouldBeatYouUpabout 8 years agoedited
hugo is a noob with no trophy. dessicate wouldve won gold but he self deleted
MisterPresidentabout 8 years ago
I am the best
mandevianabout 8 years ago
Me as hugo is above all these. Without a doubt.
iCouldBeatYouUpabout 8 years ago
lacey
i'm confused why i'm on this and why someone used my old username 15 months ago
no matter how hard u try to rebrand urself as lacey instead of thrillvy, we all know that aint gonna work
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iCouldBeatYouUpabout 8 years ago
Chicago
Sulfur
He was drunk when he made this
had to have been lol. i'm not sure how he could have played with all these players while they were playing at their best. i've been here 9 years and haven't seen 3/4 of these people play at their best. To put me, guyfawkes, antidote, STIFFY??, shini?? (years ago) etc. at their best below a lot of the other names listed is comical haha.


guyfawkes - that guy who has been playing forever and never trophied w/ a coin-flip pie lol

antidote - that guy who metas w/ xjade in red heart games and has just a single bronze trophy to his name lol good one

shini - sub 50% win rate, nuff said

stiffy - is ok and ranked higher than the rest u mentioned.

Tatami
ITT People that can barely post 50% spamming FP whine about how they and their friends are clearly elite
ikr lol
iCouldBeatYouUpabout 8 years ago
im guessing emperorschance wrote that. he always overrates vigoroth
deleteddeletedover 8 years ago
crypto, soben and vigoroth were probably the three best players i ever played with. nobody else was really worthy of dancing in the same room
LioneIover 8 years ago
this guy hasn't met me yet
deleteddeletedover 8 years agoedited
It's ABC. Dude has the panache to cheat to beat me and put me at A- , below himself.
deleteddeletedover 8 years ago
i'm confused why i'm on this and why someone used my old username 15 months ago
evoover 8 years ago
geegegegg
deleteddeletedover 8 years ago
you forgot natstar, idiot.
Bacdeover 8 years ago
i dont like being ranked by a guy whos never played with me tbh
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Jeffover 8 years ago
wanna fu'ck