(Post with most upvotes chooses what happens)

go to the sea and drown

draw detroit on the map and visit it

eat the map to gain teleportation

go outside of the map

Consult GAYDAR

Go home, you're drunk.

You don't know what a batista bomb is, but you assume it is something along these lines:



Well, that was easy. It would have been even easier to use your spells, you think. You decide to NEVER DO IT AGAIN.





You grab that sweet loot



It's a picture... You know this person...



You look at the picture of the YELLOW GIRL



Why can't you remember her? You try to ignore the voices. She was important. You need to find her.



You consult your map. Where would she be?

Bebop says

also severely lacking in quest, when are you going to bring in story direction and/or abc

Don't rush the GM jackass

also severely lacking in quest, when are you going to bring in story direction and/or abc

sandbox quest is severely lacking in batista bombs

ask Gnome Stooge out on a date

cast magic missile

do the wet spray thing on the left

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steal the gnome's shades

batista bomb the gnome stooge then pin it to win the world heavy weight championship

the attack where you make a mushroom grow out of the gnome stooge's head

After careful thinking... you realise your name must be WEEB.



Whats this?! A GNOME STOOGE errupts from the ground!
He wants to fight!




AVAILABLE MOVES:



What will you do?

Weeb-Chan please.

PissProblems says

obviously the character is named Weeb.

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obviously the character is named Weeb.

Turpentine says

tigermom says

Milph (pronounced as and meant to be the censored version of [redacted])

Absurd!



Your name must start with a 'W', why else would there be an upside-down W on your shirt?

You wish the voices in your head would stop this tomfoolery.

Your shirt is on backwards, Weeb.

Whump

Name is wonder so you can forevermore wonder what you name is

:0 waka flocka