CHALLNAGE THE INFO CHAT CAT TO A DUEL!!!
If the chat cat wins weeb must take over chat cat's job for the day while he gets to go play.
If Weeb wins the chat cat must take em to the king of the fotresss
Ask INFORMATION CHAT CAT to join your party.
Call him a Dikdik and run for your life.
if this was in france, his name would be information cat cat
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Can we play as information chat cat now he seems like the real victim of this story
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get thrown in jail
Call the INFORMATION CHAT CAT's manager and report him for sexual harassment.
ESCAPE while INFORMATION CHAT CAT is FLUSTERED
try hacking up that MAP you swallowed to prove your feline chops
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quick, raid his information booth while he's distracted
Wow, Turpentine's CYOA has sexual harassment of INFORMATION CHAT CATS and no Randomness SIDE (WTF and stuff)? Very sad turn we've taken.
Apologize to INFORMATION CHAT CAT and offer him a timeshare vacation in Baja to try and patch things up.
INFORMATION CHAT CAT DID NOT GIVE CONSENT
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Ask INFORMATION CHAT CAT if they liked the free sample and offer more
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ask information chat cat on a date
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Ask INFORMATION CHAT CAT if they're a furry
Tell INFORMATION CHAT CAT that you got bitten by one of their children and are suing for damages
murder INFORMATION CHAT CAT, take his ID, and stuff his body in the nearby trash receptacle
Ask INFORMATION CHAT CAT to join your party.
you go to the left, to the left
Looks like there's an information desk here, how completely coincidental.
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climb wall
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Summon a dinosaur named Christopherzilla