(Post with most upvotes chooses what happens)

ask CAT GUARD to be let out again then just stare at the open gates

activate the CAT FORTRESS self destruct sequence

Sharpen nails on wall

To the LEFT, to the LEFT
Everything you own in the to the LEFT

Check GRAFFITI

You do the unspeakable...

The CAT GUARD deems this an acceptabe display of felinity and opens the gates to the kitten fortress.



you enter, of course.



You stand inside the CAT FOTRESS. On the wall behind you is some kind of mural.

There are possibly other things to your left and right, but since you have not looked in either of those locations, they remain in an abstract limbo.

You should look for some information about the PHOTOGRAPHED GIRL. Perhaps you will ask a resident, or perhaps you will do something ridiculous, as is often your want.

Will you go LEFT or RIGHT?

ask the cat at the window what they're doing

show them your (fake) cat ID

Scratch on the door

remove panties

How a fortress is more RELEVANT than a WRESTLING ARENA?

I was the most liked post and u DELETED IT YOU JUST LIKE HITLER!!

I hate you. I'm done playing this fake RPG.

I can't believe you just deleted my post after all the art work.
ARE YOU JEALOUS OR SOMETHING? GTFO ANYWAY.

Be sure i won't let you play my RPG.

Nuzzle your face up on the wall

Just open the door wtf are you doin standing around for?

cub says

Christopherzilla says

raise leg and lick self

i dont have enough points to up vote but this one

let me get that for you

Christopherzilla says

raise leg and lick self

i dont have enough points to up vote but this one

OMG WHO IS THAT CREEP WHO IS STARING AT US FROM THE WINDOW THING??? Like, go up to him and stare back.....and then say, "Let's be friends?" <3

urinate on the wall to assert ownership of the big box

raise leg and lick self

Cat genes activate!



That cat dna sure came in handy. For now, at least, you are a PINK CAT GIRL.

stick a finger up the window ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Check out who's peeking out of that window

tigermom says

You do not listen to what people say Turd:/

the mysterious teleportation magics are out of Weeb's control



Everyone knows that, you ignoramus

tigermom says

You do not listen to what people say Turd:/

We are just backseat drivers. Even if we give Turp suggestions and directions, he's the one at the wheel. Don't forget that

You do not listen to what people say Turd:/