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over 8 years

(Post with most upvotes chooses what happens)

             

                         You are a pink girl.

                         You stand in a field.

                  To your right there is a CAT.

      To your left there is a MYSTERIOUS CHEST.

                        What do you do?

over 8 years
get naked
over 8 years
climb on to the chest and sleep
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make the chest breakdast
over 8 years
open the chest
over 8 years
gonna have to smoke a cigarette after that
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pet the chest
over 8 years

Turpentine says

After plenty of lube you FINGER the keyhole





Oh. Already? How embarrassing.




The MYSTERIOUS CHEST opened!

(this is a common problem and affects up to 10% of chests)




Your DNA feels particularly feline today... (11% chance of cat mutation)

To your left there is an QUIVERING CHEST.

What do you do?


lol quoting so people see it because i didnt realise it was the last post oops
over 8 years

TepLep says

batista bomb the mutant cat into the mysterious chest then pin it to win the world heavyweight championship


batista bomb for the unaware of professional wrastling

over 8 years
After plenty of lube you FINGER the keyhole





Oh. Already? How embarrassing.




The MYSTERIOUS CHEST opened!

(this is a common problem and affects up to 10% of chests)




Your DNA feels particularly feline today... (11% chance of cat mutation)

To your left there is an QUIVERING CHEST.

What do you do?
over 8 years
Advises:

- Arms

- BATISTA BOMB FFS!!

- Actual thrillin RPG not only hugs and sh*t
over 8 years
also, consider uploading these to a website i think it could go quite good! this one is used for homestuck fanadventures and i think its good for a comic like this


http://mspfanventures.com/
over 8 years
i mean, yeah, turpentine, count the people that voted not just the number
over 8 years
bebop stop using mod upvotes in this thread
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If u dont bautista bomb that cat into that chest this thread sucks
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lick the chest
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TepLep says

batista bomb the mutant cat into the mysterious chest then pin it to win the world heavyweight championship


batista bomb for the unaware of professional wrastling

over 8 years
Pet the cat using the chest
over 8 years
The chest is not returning your affections. Punish the chest.
over 8 years
Quickly retrieve arms from drawer.
over 8 years
kick the chest's a*s
over 8 years
finger the chest's keyhole
over 8 years
Let's go on an adventure to find the key to open that mysterious chest!!! I want some good landscape art tbh
over 8 years
Blame the clique for current problems
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Wear the chest as a hat
over 8 years
You pet the MYSTERIOUS CHEST.

Who's a good chest? Who's a good chest? You're a good chest. Yes you are.