Epicmafia

EpicMafia's New Generation

over 8 years

Congrats to Connor and Kerry on their newborn son Dirk.

EpicMafia's next great phenom, the chosen one. They'll be reading Homestuck and defending their waifu and NLing on LyLo before you know it.

Real talk if you had told me years ago that Connor would get a girlfriend and have a child before me I would have never believed you. Life is funny.

deletedover 8 years

Fam says

mist says

Fam says

I never know anymore

i'd link u my tumblr so u could get a full understanding of my stances but i dont have one so you'll just have to gather from my epicmafia posts.

I lie about my opinions about 50% of the time so i'd take your posts with a grain of salt.

im a social moderate but u can keep imagining i'm ur hyperliberal nemesis if it makes u feel better.

Tatami

over 8 years

AdrenalineMime says

ling says

did connor really pick one of his boy names from homestuck

Connor says

no. jesus christ

Connor says

frankly dirk would have been a great name if homestuck hadn't existed

asdf

lmfao DAVE

at least he shares a name with the greatest European basketball player of all time, D̶r̶a̶z̶e̶n̶ ̶P̶e̶t̶r̶o̶v̶i̶c̶

JamalMarley

over 8 years

The Dirk Diggler Story is a 1988 mockumentary short film written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. It follows the rise and fall of Dirk Diggler, a well-endowed male corn star.

AdrenalineMime

over 8 years

ling says

did connor really pick one of his boy names from homestuck

Connor says

no. jesus christ

Connor says

frankly dirk would have been a great name if homestuck hadn't existed

asdf

deletedover 8 years

congratulations =D

deletedover 8 years

DAVID WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER AT LEAST THAT NAME HAS SOME STANDING IN REALITY BUT DIRK?? F*CKING DIRK?? I'M ........

AdrenalineMime

over 8 years

i'm surprised, they've had "what would u name ur children" threads and i dont remember dirk

Tatami

over 8 years

dave "hibiki" "connor" strider, everybody

names his kid after a homestuck character

i love you anyway

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mist says

Fam says

I never know anymore

i'd link u my tumblr so u could get a full understanding of my stances but i dont have one so you'll just have to gather from my epicmafia posts.

I lie about my opinions about 50% of the time so i'd take your posts with a grain of salt.

AdrenalineMime

over 8 years

Lmao

Tatami

over 8 years

CONNOR I WAS LEGIT SO PROUD OF YOU FOR NOT NAMING HIM DAVE/DAVID BUT IT TURNS OUT YOU JUST NAMED HIM AFTER A DIFFERENT CHARACTER ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Tatami

over 8 years

mist says

Blister says

is he named after a homestuck character

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006368

ASDFL;ASFJKD OH MY GOD

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Blister says

is he named after a homestuck character

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006368

Tatami

over 8 years

mist are you trying to tell me that people who identify as nonbinary are human beings capable of rational thought just like fam

are you trying to tell me they are people with reasons and not one dimensional angry keyboard ghosts?

i think you've gone way too far here

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is he named after a homestuck character

deletedover 8 years

Fam says

I never know anymore

i'd link u my tumblr so u could get a full understanding of my stances but i dont have one so you'll just have to gather from my epicmafia posts.

thecolonel

over 8 years

I can't hold onto this secret a moment longer than I already have. I'm sorry to make this revelation, but I am the father.

Arcbell

over 8 years

You guys think this is a landmark day, just wait till the day lil Dirk makes an epicmafia account for the first time.

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I never know anymore

deletedover 8 years

it took me a second to get the joke

AdrenalineMime

over 8 years

graaaats

deletedover 8 years

damn u poe.

deletedover 8 years

...........i am.

deletedover 8 years

mist says

why do u say "he" how do u know the gender of the child before they tell u hywhnkkrqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmhjusiwkb reported

I really wish you were being ironic.

deletedover 8 years

You forgot to say that he'll be non binary