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EpicMafia's New Generation

over 8 years

Congrats to Connor and Kerry on their newborn son Dirk.

EpicMafia's next great phenom, the chosen one. They'll be reading Homestuck and defending their waifu and NLing on LyLo before you know it.

Real talk if you had told me years ago that Connor would get a girlfriend and have a child before me I would have never believed you. Life is funny.

What should they have named him instead? Or favorite nickname?
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Connor 2
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Social Justice
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My Little Ragehammerer
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Strider
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Hibiki
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Dave
over 8 years
connor wouldn't want to upset lucid with his unholy actions
over 8 years

Peta says

Connor told me that they are waiting until marriage to sleep together.


this is more believable
over 8 years
Connor told me that they are waiting until marriage to sleep together.
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it could be real tho
over 8 years
Also this is obviously not real.
over 8 years
I don't want to live in this reality.
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At this rate I'm not 100% if this is satire or not, but regardless, congratulations to the both of you.
over 8 years
This is hilarious.
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Hope it's not outta wedlock.
over 8 years

Warrens says

wew, i guess its time for togepi and i to step our game up.


Lmao
over 8 years
wew, i guess its time for togepi and i to step our game up.
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yoyo200900 says

dirk?

over 8 years
the spirit of epicmafia lives on
over 8 years
get him a future 'epicmafia moderator' bib pls
over 8 years

mist says

damn u poe.


?????????
over 8 years
congratulations guys, this is truly amazing news. I'm incredibly happy for you two, hope these coming years are amazing for you all
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Nah, I am naming my first born son Bird's Beak Pairing
over 8 years
the only person that should even consider naming their child after a knife should be shivv
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bad troll
over 8 years
dirk isnt a name a dirk is something you stab people with dude. you guys made a real mistake this time. better luck on the next one!
over 8 years
dirk?
over 8 years
connor doesn't even know how to touch a b**by
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Kerry: "Look, Connor, Dirk is about to say his first word!"

Dirk "Al....al..... All slurs should receive an auto violation"

Connor: :D
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is it tho. is it. srs make me godfather, i am good family
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this is a troll