Epicmafia

EpicMafia's New Generation

almost 10 years

Congrats to Connor and Kerry on their newborn son Dirk.

EpicMafia's next great phenom, the chosen one. They'll be reading Homestuck and defending their waifu and NLing on LyLo before you know it.

Real talk if you had told me years ago that Connor would get a girlfriend and have a child before me I would have never believed you. Life is funny.

Peta

almost 10 years

Connor says

i think the thing i find most unbelievable was the amount of backlash calvin got for being right

Connor says

three months ago empire messaged me a thread in which he convinced the site kerry was genuinely 6 months pregnant and said "you're welcome"

also, we'd never name our child dirk. sorry to any dirks out there

Connor says

also, why would EPICMAFIA of all places be informed on the day of birth? we have more important people to tell

Connor says

tl;dr you should've been mocking us for such a ridiculously bad decision and man this was a hilarious and awesome troll

Connor says

thanks for the genuine congrats tho i guess

shrug

Connor says

tl;tl;dr GOTCHA

Confirmed:

Peta says

Connor told me that they are waiting until marriage to sleep together.

Giga13

almost 10 yearsedited

Connor says

also, why would EPICMAFIA of all places be informed on the day of birth? we have more important people to tell

yeah like runescape. runescape is your best friend and future best man

Giga13

almost 10 years

if i had a child the 1st thing i would do would be to post about it on epic mafia

Giga13

almost 10 yearsedited

Sonrio says

yeah its a troll why would kerry mod 9 months pregnant

so she could read the games to her kid while modding

Sonrio

almost 10 years

yeah its a troll why would kerry mod 9 months pregnant

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This actually makes me sad if we actually got trolled

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Connor says

also, why would EPICMAFIA of all places be informed on the day of birth? we have more important people to tell

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i got ate'd

Sims

almost 10 years

has Dirk said his first words yet

AdrenalineMime

almost 10 years

yeah, plus Connor is infertile

Clair

almost 10 years

tl;tl;dr GOTCHA

Clair

almost 10 years

thanks for the genuine congrats tho i guess

shrug

Clair

almost 10 years

tl;dr you should've been mocking us for such a ridiculously bad decision and man this was a hilarious and awesome troll

Clair

almost 10 years

also, why would EPICMAFIA of all places be informed on the day of birth? we have more important people to tell

Clair

almost 10 years

three months ago empire messaged me a thread in which he convinced the site kerry was genuinely 6 months pregnant and said "you're welcome"

also, we'd never name our child dirk. sorry to any dirks out there

Clair

almost 10 years

i think the thing i find most unbelievable was the amount of backlash calvin got for being right

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dirk

Escurai

almost 10 years

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.