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EpicMafia's New Generation

about 9 years

Congrats to Connor and Kerry on their newborn son Dirk.

EpicMafia's next great phenom, the chosen one. They'll be reading Homestuck and defending their waifu and NLing on LyLo before you know it.

Real talk if you had told me years ago that Connor would get a girlfriend and have a child before me I would have never believed you. Life is funny.

What should they have named him instead? Or favorite nickname?
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Connor 2
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Social Justice
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My Little Ragehammerer
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Strider
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Hibiki
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Dave
about 8 years
bump, young dirk is almost a year old now!!!
about 9 years
It's not too late yo.
about 9 years

PublicEnemy says

You promised me your firstborn would be named "Public Enemy".

:(


congrats on your son, too
about 9 years
You promised me your firstborn would be named "Public Enemy".

:(
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Connor says

i think the thing i find most unbelievable was the amount of backlash calvin got for being right


i was in on it
about 9 years
Birth of a troll
about 9 years
thank god this is fake and coni-chan didnt actually pass the hammer at lylo
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Well now if you ever even have a child im not going to believe you
about 9 years
ah. its true. gods will and all that. dont want to pjss off a higher power with sodomy
about 9 years
I only play at work. So that isnt a problem
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Nice, I hope everything's OK. You know what babies are like, eating into your mafia time and all.
about 9 years
Before November . Please wish that everything goes well.
about 9 years
cgrats
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Hunt says

I was really happy to hear about connor and was going to give the kid the title of protector of the realm.


How are you and your wife doing? When're the kids coming?
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Peta says

Connor told me that they are waiting until marriage to sleep together.

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Connor says


Orly says

wait u guys live together but dont bang? the fak


uh what makee you think that


look at what peta said.
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Hunt says

Why not Venus? Is there anyone else? I think some players have kids, but that was before they started playing.


I'm not sure if will and grace have kids but they've been together since before I joined em. I'm certain there was another child born from meeting on em
about 9 years

Orly says

wait u guys live together but dont bang? the fak


uh what makee you think that
about 9 years
I was really happy to hear about connor and was going to give the kid the title of protector of the realm.
about 9 years
Why not Venus? Is there anyone else? I think some players have kids, but that was before they started playing.
about 9 years
wait u guys live together but dont bang? the fak
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I don't think it'd be em's first born anyway
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buuuut we actually did move into our new place yesterday, that's what the countdown was for. we actually had to live apart for like 3 months which is why the countdown existed/was important
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if you guys want, i can actually swear to post here on the day of my first born. just to make up for this, if i remember
about 9 years
Damn. I was so happy for connor and kerry.