Epicmafia

EpicMafia's New Generation

over 8 years

Congrats to Connor and Kerry on their newborn son Dirk.

EpicMafia's next great phenom, the chosen one. They'll be reading Homestuck and defending their waifu and NLing on LyLo before you know it.

Real talk if you had told me years ago that Connor would get a girlfriend and have a child before me I would have never believed you. Life is funny.

Tatami

over 7 years

bump, young dirk is almost a year old now!!!

Tatami

over 8 years

It's not too late yo.

AdrenalineMime

over 8 years

PublicEnemy says

You promised me your firstborn would be named "Public Enemy".

:(

congrats on your son, too

PublicEnemy

over 8 years

You promised me your firstborn would be named "Public Enemy".

:(

deletedover 8 years

Connor says

i think the thing i find most unbelievable was the amount of backlash calvin got for being right

i was in on it

gerksterr

over 8 years

Birth of a troll

BillStickers

over 8 years

thank god this is fake and coni-chan didnt actually pass the hammer at lylo

deletedover 8 years

Well now if you ever even have a child im not going to believe you

Clair

over 8 years

ah. its true. gods will and all that. dont want to pjss off a higher power with sodomy

mandevian

over 8 years

I only play at work. So that isnt a problem

deletedover 8 years

Nice, I hope everything's OK. You know what babies are like, eating into your mafia time and all.

Hunt

over 8 years

Before November . Please wish that everything goes well.

soda17

over 8 years

cgrats

deletedover 8 years

Hunt says

I was really happy to hear about connor and was going to give the kid the title of protector of the realm.

How are you and your wife doing? When're the kids coming?

deletedover 8 years

Peta says

Connor told me that they are waiting until marriage to sleep together.

deletedover 8 years

Connor says

Orly says

wait u guys live together but dont bang? the fak

uh what makee you think that

look at what peta said.

deletedover 8 years

Hunt says

Why not Venus? Is there anyone else? I think some players have kids, but that was before they started playing.

I'm not sure if will and grace have kids but they've been together since before I joined em. I'm certain there was another child born from meeting on em

Clair

over 8 years

Orly says

wait u guys live together but dont bang? the fak

uh what makee you think that

Hunt

over 8 years

I was really happy to hear about connor and was going to give the kid the title of protector of the realm.

Hunt

over 8 years

Why not Venus? Is there anyone else? I think some players have kids, but that was before they started playing.

Orly

over 8 years

wait u guys live together but dont bang? the fak

deletedover 8 years

I don't think it'd be em's first born anyway

Clair

over 8 years

buuuut we actually did move into our new place yesterday, that's what the countdown was for. we actually had to live apart for like 3 months which is why the countdown existed/was important

Clair

over 8 years

if you guys want, i can actually swear to post here on the day of my first born. just to make up for this, if i remember

Hunt

over 8 years

Damn. I was so happy for connor and kerry.