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Confess old EM sins

almost 10 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

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I used Jeff's account to ban pereking, hedger and Gerry. They thought his account was compromised, because Jeff didnt even know I had his password. I just wanted a vio/a ban or something like that but that never happened so I was sad.

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned.
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When does it usually come up in conversation that they masturbate to the pics pls thread?
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the thing is why fap to EM girls who dont even send you selfies? tht must mean you dont know them, so you could go onto pornhub and find 100% naked girls instead
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i know people who literally do masturbate to the pics pls thread. i also know people who masturbate while driving, and playing EM. honestly this is not right.
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Katie says


dazeldafreak says


Katie says

i don't think i played a single game in 2013 or 2014 where i didn't cheat


LOL

Now watch me get implicated by relation. haha


it was with you, 100%, all 700 of them


Rip, not even jasper knew.
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dazeldafreak says


Katie says

i don't think i played a single game in 2013 or 2014 where i didn't cheat


LOL

Now watch me get implicated by relation. haha


it was with you, 100%, all 700 of them
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Katie says

i don't think i played a single game in 2013 or 2014 where i didn't cheat


LOL

Now watch me get implicated by relation. haha
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i don't think i played a single game in 2013 or 2014 where i didn't cheat
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I masturbate to the pics pls thread
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i told people i'm avril lavigne irl
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poser says

everytime skillz annoyed me in a game, i just remind myself that i took away his trophy he probably legitimately won


my fav
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I cheated in a couple of games with my old account which I lost access to, a year or two back. With classmates. Mods only figured it once.

They don't play now anymore though - I'm the last man standing.
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sweetnkind says

if ur a decent human being go away this website isnt for u

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fair says

I murdered Sonrio's innocence with that goatse flood.


i don't think that's murdering his innocence, I think it's early exposure to the glory of the goat man
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I also apologize to projectmatt and mangofruit, although in fairness at least I only murdered their accounts, I murdered Sonrio's innocence with that goatse flood.
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STILL some accounts from years ago are not REBANNED so that's fun
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one time I told sweeper to blow his head off with maybe a gun but I stand by it
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dfsd
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i apologize to projectmatt for josh and his mass unban script, he deleted your alts by mistake along with mangofruit whos account was taken. good times, sad outcome for pj
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sweetnkind says

if ur a decent human being go away this website isnt for u


I shall decide what is for me and what is not!
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Becomeclear says


Arcbell says

Also, people I trust the least: people who say they have nothing to confess


You can have nothing to confess just by being a HALF decent human being but sure m8



sometimes...when no one is looking...I walk down the staircase at school on the left side
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sirius this thread is about forgiveness and understanding
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if ur a decent human being go away this website isnt for u
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Arcbell says

Also, people I trust the least: people who say they have nothing to confess


You can have nothing to confess just by being a HALF decent human being but sure m8
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nah mine are all like really interpersonal