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Confess old EM sins

almost 10 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

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I'm sorry for not doing anything wrong
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jkqr3 says

I take my anger out on epicmafia after passengers me off all day at work.

Oh. I used to cheat with D3x, BSJ, jWiz, and Syph. Well I don't know if it was cheating, but us 5 would run fancy pants for hours and own bit*hes.


solace finally ousted as a cheater
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I take my anger out on epicmafia after passengers me off all day at work.

Oh. I used to cheat with D3x, BSJ, jWiz, and Syph. Well I don't know if it was cheating, but us 5 would run fancy pants for hours and own bit*hes.
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If that was @me I have no idea what you're talking about
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hehehehe ;);)
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I didn't say I was sorry to Prevail ;)
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ChilledOut says

I still don't know whether I was right or wrong but I am sorry to Rose and my old mod team for going out on my own and suspending Prevail/doing other rash things


its ok we hate prevail now
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literally all i do on this site is troll

like every game i purposely play bad because i enjoy ruining it for others

upsetting people who take this game very seriously brightens my day and makes me laugh cause i think a lot of u are friggin nerds lol

also contrary to popular belief no im not abc alt or rednose alt or coryinthehouse alt

and i have never cheated or been banned from this site:)

have a nice day
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JM123 says


thecolonel says

When does it usually come up in conversation that they masturbate to the pics pls thread?


A - hey sup man
B - not much bro, nice weather hm
A - yeah it's been good
B - i just had a wank at the pics pls thread
A - lmao gg



the b stands for becca i am the serial masturbater
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I still don't know whether I was right or wrong but I am sorry to Rose and my old mod team for going out on my own and suspending Prevail/doing other rash things
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Ahaha liar ;)
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It was actually me who suicided from Blister's account this whole time.
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Boo says

I have set people against each other. Taken snippets of conversations out of context to brew animosity and demolish friendships. I have extorted, manipulated, and swindled honest, unsuspecting people for my own gain - often at the cost of others.

I was always somebody that did what was necessary.


cmon be more specific this is juicy!
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mist says


pamda says


mist says

oh and when I was sitebanned for those two weeks or whatever I made a bypass account named Winterz and briefly joined the unranked main lobby circlejerk. it was great.


I remember that.......sda,sakdnas what a troll u are.




best part was seducing decel


LMFAOISDSANDIASN
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pamda says

I used Jeff's account to ban pereking, hedger and Gerry. They thought his account was compromised, because Jeff didnt even know I had his password. I just wanted a vio/a ban or something like that but that never happened so I was sad.

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned.


ahahahah i knew it wasnt hackers!!!!!
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pamda says


mist says

oh and when I was sitebanned for those two weeks or whatever I made a bypass account named Winterz and briefly joined the unranked main lobby circlejerk. it was great.


I remember that.......sda,sakdnas what a troll u are.




best part was seducing decel
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poser says

i know people who literally do masturbate to the pics pls thread. i also know people who masturbate while driving, and playing EM. honestly this is not right.


lmao wtf
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Boo says

I have set people against each other. Taken snippets of conversations out of context to brew animosity and demolish friendships. I have extorted, manipulated, and swindled honest, unsuspecting people for my own gain - often at the cost of others.

I was always somebody that did what was necessary.


I believe that ;o
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mist says

oh and when I was sitebanned for those two weeks or whatever I made a bypass account named Winterz and briefly joined the unranked main lobby circlejerk. it was great.


I remember that.......sda,sakdnas what a troll u are.
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I enjoy bullying people in connect 4.
I also play Jotto with cheats
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mindful says

i've never done anything wrong and i wanna go 2 heaven


same
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thecolonel says

When does it usually come up in conversation that they masturbate to the pics pls thread?


A - hey sup man
B - not much bro, nice weather hm
A - yeah it's been good
B - i just had a wank at the pics pls thread
A - lmao gg
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thanks man that's not weird or anything
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is it legal to fap to Dylan yet?
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poser says

the thing is why fap to EM girls who dont even send you selfies? tht must mean you dont know them, so you could go onto pornhub and find 100% naked girls instead


I fap to Arcbell.