Epicmafia

Confess old EM sins

over 8 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

deletedover 8 years

I'm sorry for not doing anything wrong

deletedover 8 years

jkqr3 says

I take my anger out on epicmafia after passengers me off all day at work.

Oh. I used to cheat with D3x, BSJ, jWiz, and Syph. Well I don't know if it was cheating, but us 5 would run fancy pants for hours and own bit*hes.

solace finally ousted as a cheater

jkqr3

over 8 years

I take my anger out on epicmafia after passengers me off all day at work.

Oh. I used to cheat with D3x, BSJ, jWiz, and Syph. Well I don't know if it was cheating, but us 5 would run fancy pants for hours and own bit*hes.

deletedover 8 years

If that was @me I have no idea what you're talking about

Arcbell

over 8 years

hehehehe ;);)

deletedover 8 years

I didn't say I was sorry to Prevail ;)

Arcbell

over 8 years

ChilledOut says

I still don't know whether I was right or wrong but I am sorry to Rose and my old mod team for going out on my own and suspending Prevail/doing other rash things

its ok we hate prevail now

ArianaGrande

over 8 years

literally all i do on this site is troll

like every game i purposely play bad because i enjoy ruining it for others

upsetting people who take this game very seriously brightens my day and makes me laugh cause i think a lot of u are friggin nerds lol

also contrary to popular belief no im not abc alt or rednose alt or coryinthehouse alt

and i have never cheated or been banned from this site:)

have a nice day

deletedover 8 years

JM123 says

thecolonel says

When does it usually come up in conversation that they masturbate to the pics pls thread?

A - hey sup man
B - not much bro, nice weather hm
A - yeah it's been good
B - i just had a wank at the pics pls thread
A - lmao gg

the b stands for becca i am the serial masturbater

deletedover 8 years

I still don't know whether I was right or wrong but I am sorry to Rose and my old mod team for going out on my own and suspending Prevail/doing other rash things

Arcbell

over 8 years

Ahaha liar ;)

roadman

over 8 years

It was actually me who suicided from Blister's account this whole time.

Arcbell

over 8 years

Boo says

I have set people against each other. Taken snippets of conversations out of context to brew animosity and demolish friendships. I have extorted, manipulated, and swindled honest, unsuspecting people for my own gain - often at the cost of others.

I was always somebody that did what was necessary.

cmon be more specific this is juicy!

deletedover 8 years

mist says

pamda says

mist says

oh and when I was sitebanned for those two weeks or whatever I made a bypass account named Winterz and briefly joined the unranked main lobby circlejerk. it was great.

I remember that.......sda,sakdnas what a troll u are.

best part was seducing decel

LMFAOISDSANDIASN

Arcbell

over 8 years

pamda says

I used Jeff's account to ban pereking, hedger and Gerry. They thought his account was compromised, because Jeff didnt even know I had his password. I just wanted a vio/a ban or something like that but that never happened so I was sad.

Forgive me Lord for I have sinned.

ahahahah i knew it wasnt hackers!!!!!

deletedover 8 years

pamda says

mist says

oh and when I was sitebanned for those two weeks or whatever I made a bypass account named Winterz and briefly joined the unranked main lobby circlejerk. it was great.

I remember that.......sda,sakdnas what a troll u are.

best part was seducing decel

fair

over 8 years

poser says

i know people who literally do masturbate to the pics pls thread. i also know people who masturbate while driving, and playing EM. honestly this is not right.

lmao wtf

deletedover 8 years

Boo says

I have set people against each other. Taken snippets of conversations out of context to brew animosity and demolish friendships. I have extorted, manipulated, and swindled honest, unsuspecting people for my own gain - often at the cost of others.

I was always somebody that did what was necessary.

I believe that ;o

deletedover 8 years

mist says

oh and when I was sitebanned for those two weeks or whatever I made a bypass account named Winterz and briefly joined the unranked main lobby circlejerk. it was great.

I remember that.......sda,sakdnas what a troll u are.

Becomeclear

over 8 years

I enjoy bullying people in connect 4.
I also play Jotto with cheats

jack

over 8 years

mindful says

i've never done anything wrong and i wanna go 2 heaven

same

JM123

over 8 years

thecolonel says

When does it usually come up in conversation that they masturbate to the pics pls thread?

A - hey sup man
B - not much bro, nice weather hm
A - yeah it's been good
B - i just had a wank at the pics pls thread
A - lmao gg

deletedover 8 years

thanks man that's not weird or anything

Becomeclear

over 8 years

is it legal to fap to Dylan yet?

Becomeclear

over 8 years

poser says

the thing is why fap to EM girls who dont even send you selfies? tht must mean you dont know them, so you could go onto pornhub and find 100% naked girls instead

I fap to Arcbell.