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Confess old EM sins

over 8 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

deletedover 8 years
i witnessed the murder of my entire clan at the hands of my brother and now its my mission in life to avenge them
over 8 years

Arcbell says

except cheat with lolwot



Can confirm, Sims cheated. ^_~
over 8 years
theoretically, if I wanted to cheat, which I wouldnt, it would probably be with sachy and gira in a round of vdli because it's easy to cheat on that setup

just a hypothetical
over 8 years
if I wanted to cheat she is probably the last person I would ever cheat with
over 8 years

Sims says

i have nothing to confess. i have never done anything wrong ever


Well.... as long as you feel at peace with yourself
over 8 years
Also, people I trust the least: people who say they have nothing to confess
over 8 years

Sims says

i have nothing to confess. i have never done anything wrong ever


except cheat with lolwot
over 8 years
i have nothing to confess. i have never done anything wrong ever
over 8 years
everytime skillz annoyed me in a game, i just remind myself that i took away his trophy he probably legitimately won
over 8 years

veryniceboy says

i'm gonna let mine burn inside me still. impressive tho folks lol


C'mon sirius take it from josh it feels good
over 8 years

roadman says

Yo Josh, was that you threatening me like 5 months ago in PMs or was that rednose?


Rednose
over 8 years
When I was younger and on this site I used to trade karma with people. I just had to get that number over 10 no matter what!
over 8 years
Yo Josh, was that you threatening me like 5 months ago in PMs or was that rednose?
deletedover 8 years
i'm gonna let mine burn inside me still. impressive tho folks lol
over 8 years
Wow it feels good to wash myself of my many sins.
over 8 years
Most of this wasn't funny mind you, although I still think thanksgiving and the unban was.
over 8 years
threatened to murder a few people, dox'd some gents, came on some ponies, posted my d*ck, on thanksgiving I posted a pic of some transgirl with her knob hanging out and the caption "gobble gobble"
over 8 years
I once used the "I filed a report against you" scheme as a way to get a mod to open a ton of refund links, so I went to the newly closed reports and mocked the name with an L instead of an I, the real one got banned after they opened the PM
over 8 years

poser says

finding the families of epicmafia users never sat well with me


and then people wonder why I have trust issues with people on EM... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
over 8 years
then I unbanned her again cuz I felt bad and later it fell to poser to ban her.
over 8 years
I unbanned some girl who flirted with me while drunk and then rebanned her after I sobered up.
over 8 years
I let my pettiness cause me to silently judge people for years like people who overturn my OGI violations that are completely right
over 8 years

dazeldafreak says

I let a player get away with cheating to spite my admin while I was stepping down. lol


hahahaha
over 8 years
I let a player get away with cheating to spite my admin while I was stepping down. lol
over 8 years
ok maybe 2 times