Epicmafia

Confess old EM sins

almost 9 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

deletedalmost 9 years

i witnessed the murder of my entire clan at the hands of my brother and now its my mission in life to avenge them

expose

almost 9 years

Arcbell says

except cheat with lolwot

Can confirm, Sims cheated. ^_~

Sims

almost 9 years

theoretically, if I wanted to cheat, which I wouldnt, it would probably be with sachy and gira in a round of vdli because it's easy to cheat on that setup

just a hypothetical

Sims

almost 9 years

if I wanted to cheat she is probably the last person I would ever cheat with

fair

almost 9 years

Sims says

i have nothing to confess. i have never done anything wrong ever

Well.... as long as you feel at peace with yourself

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Also, people I trust the least: people who say they have nothing to confess

Arcbell

almost 9 years

Sims says

i have nothing to confess. i have never done anything wrong ever

except cheat with lolwot

Sims

almost 9 years

i have nothing to confess. i have never done anything wrong ever

poser

almost 9 years

everytime skillz annoyed me in a game, i just remind myself that i took away his trophy he probably legitimately won

Arcbell

almost 9 years

veryniceboy says

i'm gonna let mine burn inside me still. impressive tho folks lol

C'mon sirius take it from josh it feels good

fair

almost 9 years

roadman says

Yo Josh, was that you threatening me like 5 months ago in PMs or was that rednose?

Rednose

Becomeclear

almost 9 years

When I was younger and on this site I used to trade karma with people. I just had to get that number over 10 no matter what!

roadman

almost 9 years

Yo Josh, was that you threatening me like 5 months ago in PMs or was that rednose?

deletedalmost 9 years

i'm gonna let mine burn inside me still. impressive tho folks lol

fair

almost 9 years

Wow it feels good to wash myself of my many sins.

fair

almost 9 years

Most of this wasn't funny mind you, although I still think thanksgiving and the unban was.

fair

almost 9 years

threatened to murder a few people, dox'd some gents, came on some ponies, posted my d*ck, on thanksgiving I posted a pic of some transgirl with her knob hanging out and the caption "gobble gobble"

poser

almost 9 years

I once used the "I filed a report against you" scheme as a way to get a mod to open a ton of refund links, so I went to the newly closed reports and mocked the name with an L instead of an I, the real one got banned after they opened the PM

Becomeclear

almost 9 years

poser says