MeetTerryMystic
slowbro because he reminds us of slow, em user. slowpoke is a rather dumb pokemon and it rarely moves. it perfectly represents their stupid and stubborn personality.
Instinct
Kuk, er,
MukValour
Smoochumhttp://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Smoochum_(Pok%C3%A9mon) for kissing 24/7 in the sandbox chat, and generally being a bit of a cuck.
Winner:
Smoochum /
ValourabcMystic
wobbuffet because he has no personality and no one knows his true identity so we only can imagine him as a pokemon who would always repeat one word " Wobbuffet! " every time he shows up. that's the repeat pattern like his cheating on EM
Instinct
Ditto for all the fake accounts he makes
Valour
Skuntank http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Skuntank_(Pok%C3%A9mon) cancer to the epicmafia community and stinks. also knows explosion (can nuke the website with gifs)
Winner:
Ditto /
InstinctPranayMystic
psyduck = paranoid pokemon who would say stupid like "YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE GETTING A DIVORCE. I BELIEVE SHE IS A REPTILIAN" or "NO SON DONT WATCH TELEVISION. THE GOVERNMENT WILL SEE US ON BOTH"
Instinct
Granbull because he's always rattled about something (ability) and it just looks mad
Valour
Loudred http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Loudred_(Pok%C3%A9mon) look at that mouth. he just won't shut the fúck up.
Winner:
Loudred /
Valour