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Pokemon Survivor

over 8 years

But no longer Survivor

Okay, so it seems like the best idea is to just keep it 6 v 6 v 6 and do point scoring, rather than eliminate people each round. Please don't hate me for that.

Now that all teams are ready, I'm going to get the game underway.


Scores

  • Instinct - 4
  • Valour - 0
  • Mystic - 1
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Unfortunately, team valour is dead
over 8 years
take me off the team and my spirit is with team mystic! :-)
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It died. Abort mission
over 8 years
Team Mystic wins.
over 8 years
peach has now replaced vilden on Valour.
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Man down, we've lost vilden
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harry you stink
over 8 years

roadman says

Cause right now boys, you're literally losing to a team of women.


why did i laugh so hard lmao
over 8 years
Cause right now boys, you're literally losing to a team of women.
over 8 years

ChilledOut says

Also of there are 7 rounds, doesn't Instinct clench the win?


I think the real competition is between Valour and Mystic.

Between you, you have accrued 1 point out of a total of 5. This needs to be played out for the sake of integrity at this point.
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Also of there are 7 rounds, doesn't Instinct clench the win?
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I still say we won
over 8 years
The Sack is my kind of restaurant.
over 8 years
gg ez
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I call shenanigans
over 8 years
The Winner:

Instinct





The Instinct menu was selected as the winner as it was delightful, and represented an outstanding level of professionalism. The attention to detail between this menu and a typical classy fine dining restaurant was on point. The culinary terminology and formatting was on point. Everything from the water mark, to the font, to the descriptions. As much as this was serious, we enjoyed the inclusion of the eloquent referencing, such as the Rattatatouille, Charmander-torched crème brûlée, and the general environmental attributes, such as the Vermillion Aguavindel. All this was really missing was a Drifloon rare candy ;). This is the sort of menu you could sell to a 4-5 star restaurant on commission, and as such we felt quite overwhelmed with it.

Another win secured for Team Instinct.
over 8 years
Okay so we have the results for the menus, and it honestly took a lot of consideration. The three menus are completely different, which was nice to see, but it made it hard to come to a conclusion. Everyone who partook in this task should feel very proud of their product, regardless of the result, as this was certainly not easy to judge.

The Runners Up:

Mystic



We loved this one. The style was beautiful, and the images gave it the feel of a charming sushi bar. It's simple, easy to read, and explains everything in a concise format. We love the Lickitung being at the forefront; an ideal Pokémon to relate to food. The menu was coherent and the stuck to the theme perfectly. We do however feel that the menu lacked literary presence, and for that reason, we did not feel it was enough to win the round. Overall, it was a wonderful effort, and was extremely well done.

Valour





Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Incredibly creative with relevance surrounding the world of Pokémon. Pretty much everything crucified me and left me weak. It was the subtle things I joined the most, I think, ie the vegan option on the Dead Swirlix, partnered with the slapstick and sharp one description, and also the Qwillfish and Chips: 'Swallow it whole.' The Sack special is definitely something I would go for, too. Unfortunately, it lacked aesthetic value, and I'm not entirely sure what sort of restaurant The Sack is, as there was no particular theme. I imagine it's probably just some downtown eatery, but I'm not sure what sort of downtown eatery would space for an udder-ready cow to lactate on command. This is a menu after my own heart, but objectively it did not quite reach the same standard as the winner.
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Hey whens the thing due btw i hope its not today
over 8 years
what the hell is a4
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denial says


jack says

poor forrest


maybe they share nudes in the chat, it might not be that bad

girl stuff


I was coaxed into this arrangement by multiple members offering multiple things, but I can't discuss those things as I signed a NDA
over 8 years

roadman says

Bonus Mini Game

Okay so for this bonus mini game, it's just a quick and fun one. You know how on Urbandictionary, you tend to have sex acts which are given a name, such as the pearl necklace, the rusty trombone, the superman, and etc; well I'm looking for that sort of thing, but named after 5 Pokémon.

For example:

The Grimer - When you take a girl back home on a Saturday night after eating a dirty kebab, and you pretty much know you're in for an eventful day at the clinic the following week because she's riddled in STDs.

Best of luck chaps.


Mystic have turned in.
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denial says


jack says

poor forrest


maybe they share nudes in the chat, it might not be that bad

girl stuff


i am a proponent of girl talk
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jack says

poor forrest


maybe they share nudes in the chat, it might not be that bad

girl stuff
over 8 years
poor forrest
over 8 years
Forrest has been added to the blue team.