almost 8 years

Nice to meet you.

My name is Matt12 and I'm from the slums of Main Lobby. I decided to stop being a try-hard for a moment and extend a warm welcome to all of you.

Exactly why do u play mafia if there are no points involved like what is that about??

Have a nice day,

--Matt12

*I used what I learned to report back to the slums of Main Lobby

https://epicmafia.com/topic/78086

almost 8 years

izzy says

hi again matt! everything is a mess


why so fill me in
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hi again matt! everything is a mess
almost 8 years
Hey, friends. I'm back and wanted to say that I'm having a wonderful time in your community.
almost 8 years

Christopherzilla says


Snowday says

fuk you matt12




almost 8 years

Christopherzilla says


Snowday says

fuk you matt12





I feel the love bby
almost 8 years

Snowday says

fuk you matt12

almost 8 years
Hi, Sandboxers. Love you.
almost 8 years
fuk you matt12
almost 8 years

SimplyPam says


Matt12 says

the chatbox is both entertaining and simultaneously fuc*ed up


sandbox in a nutshell


hi pam! Welcome to my thread!
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Matt12 says

the chatbox is both entertaining and simultaneously fuc*ed up


sandbox in a nutshell
almost 8 years
the chatbox is both entertaining and simultaneously fuc*ed up
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Because Epicmafia classic format is a dumb setup where by playing to your own win condition, your team (either village, or mafia) can only win about 50% of the time.

But if the mafia gamethrew 100% of the time (as in they admitted to being mafia and got lynched), then everyone's win/loss ratio will jump to 71% (or 5/7), since 5 out of 7 games you win automatically as town, and 2 out of 7 you will lose automatically as mafia.

Similar to IRL, classic format is an example of how if everyone works for their own goals, they reap the lowest reward, while cooperation nets the greatest reward. There is enough selfish shitake going on in the real world that is fukuing everyone over, we dont need it in mafia as well.
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Matt12 says


Herredy says


Matt12 says


Herredy says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says

hey rockgirlnikki, you beautiful bitc*


:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


<3 its been so long


truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu; and i'm ur favoritest


I actually have a giant crush on u


o rly? i am a penguin tho


thats exactly why..


hh-hot


I ship


Herredy is one of my favorite <3


ily <3


ilu more!!


ily da mostest!
almost 8 years

Herredy says


Matt12 says


Herredy says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says

hey rockgirlnikki, you beautiful bitc*


:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


<3 its been so long


truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu; and i'm ur favoritest


I actually have a giant crush on u


o rly? i am a penguin tho


thats exactly why..


hh-hot


I ship


Herredy is one of my favorite <3


ily <3


ilu more!!
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Matt12 says


Herredy says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says

hey rockgirlnikki, you beautiful bitc*


:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


<3 its been so long


truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu; and i'm ur favoritest


I actually have a giant crush on u


o rly? i am a penguin tho


thats exactly why..


hh-hot


I ship


Herredy is one of my favorite <3


ily <3
almost 8 years
test-
almost 8 years

Sanctity says

>TRIES TO INSULT ME BY SAYING ANGER WILL CAUSE WRINKLES
>I BRUTALLY DESTROY HIM
>SAYS BURN AS A MEANS OF HIDING HIS FRUSTRATION BEHIND POSTING-IRONY
>RUNS AWAY TO SLEEP

SANCTITY WINS


lol
almost 8 years
>TRIES TO INSULT ME BY SAYING ANGER WILL CAUSE WRINKLES
>I BRUTALLY DESTROY HIM
>SAYS BURN AS A MEANS OF HIDING HIS FRUSTRATION BEHIND POSTING-IRONY
>RUNS AWAY TO SLEEP

SANCTITY WINS
almost 8 years
Gnight, sandboxers!
almost 8 years
Apply cold water to burned area!!!
almost 8 years

Sanctity says


Matt12 says


Sanctity says

Hi, after almost a minute conversing with Matt12, I've come to learn that he's a huge loser


All that anger will cause wrinkles


You must have a lot of wrinkles


Burn!!!
almost 8 years

Matt12 says


Sanctity says

Hi, after almost a minute conversing with Matt12, I've come to learn that he's a huge loser


All that anger will cause wrinkles


You must have a lot of wrinkles
almost 8 years

Herredy says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says

hey rockgirlnikki, you beautiful bitc*


:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


<3 its been so long


truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu; and i'm ur favoritest


I actually have a giant crush on u


o rly? i am a penguin tho


thats exactly why..


hh-hot


I ship


Herredy is one of my favorite <3
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rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says


rockgirlnikki says


Matt12 says

hey rockgirlnikki, you beautiful bitc*


:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))


<3 its been so long


truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu; and i'm ur favoritest


I actually have a giant crush on u


o rly? i am a penguin tho


thats exactly why..


hh-hot


I ship
almost 8 years

Sanctity says

Hi, after almost a minute conversing with Matt12, I've come to learn that he's a huge loser


All that anger will cause wrinkles