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worst owner ama

over 8 years

i, like many before me, am bored.

ask me stuff

over 8 years

Reamix says


Bebop says


Reamix says

How are you today bebop? What have you eaten today bebop? Is life treating you well bebop?


i'm pretty good, kinda been tired all day because i only got three hours of sleep. i haven't actually eaten anything yet today, it's about 7:45pm now so i'll probably order a pizza or something because i'm too lazy to make anything today. but in general life has been much better to me in this past month or so than it has been before, which is nice.


um please take care of urself more wtf~!!!


i'll survive im sure
over 8 years

Bebop says


Reamix says

How are you today bebop? What have you eaten today bebop? Is life treating you well bebop?


i'm pretty good, kinda been tired all day because i only got three hours of sleep. i haven't actually eaten anything yet today, it's about 7:45pm now so i'll probably order a pizza or something because i'm too lazy to make anything today. but in general life has been much better to me in this past month or so than it has been before, which is nice.


um please take care of urself more wtf~!!!
over 8 years

sl0nderman says

what is ur favorite aquatic animal


giant squids are interesting
over 8 years

Reamix says

How are you today bebop? What have you eaten today bebop? Is life treating you well bebop?


i'm pretty good, kinda been tired all day because i only got three hours of sleep. i haven't actually eaten anything yet today, it's about 7:45pm now so i'll probably order a pizza or something because i'm too lazy to make anything today. but in general life has been much better to me in this past month or so than it has been before, which is nice.
over 8 years
what is ur favorite aquatic animal
over 8 years
How are you today bebop? What have you eaten today bebop? Is life treating you well bebop?
over 8 years
its not self deprecation if its done ironically
over 8 years

Coconutnut says

how many grapes are up your butthole rn?


lost count


Kenny says

you're not christopherzilla


i apologise


Angie says

what's your favorite type of cookie!!


are there types? i guess just chocolate chip ???


cub says

why do you use this ~ironic worst owner~ meme so heavily


self deprecation is fun
over 8 years
why do you use this ~ironic worst owner~ meme so heavily
over 8 years
what's your favorite type of cookie!!
over 8 years
you're not christopherzilla
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how many grapes are up your butthole rn?
over 8 years

Jimbei says

Will you ever play Neopets with me?


when neopets give me back stupid_fkin_frog
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Will you ever play Neopets with me?
over 8 years

Golbolco says

What are you gonna do when Golbamania runs wild on you?


bend the knee
over 8 years

SirAmelio says

if you could ban a single user from sanbox who would it be and why would it be SirAmelio


siramelio because dolphins are an old meme
over 8 years
What are you gonna do when Golbamania runs wild on you?
over 8 years
if you could ban a single user from sanbox who would it be and why would it be SirAmelio
over 8 years

izzy says


Bebop says


Herredy says

*snip* So, the napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take?


the first napkin.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jfxuq3PDKg


I'm so glad you saved this omg


it was too good not to
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Bebop says


Herredy says

Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

So, the napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take?


the first napkin.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jfxuq3PDKg


I'm so glad you saved this omg
over 8 years

fakechest says

favorite or least favorite user, not counting yourself or the mods


favourite: https://epicmafia.com/user/486857
least favourite: https://epicmafia.com/user/461720
over 8 years
favorite or least favorite user, not counting yourself or the mods
over 8 years

Jimbei says

https://epicmafia.com/topic/77021

copy-paste your favorite copy pasta from that topic(that you didn't post), if it's not too much trouble?


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https://epicmafia.com/topic/77021

copy-paste your favorite copy pasta from that topic(that you didn't post), if it's not too much trouble?
over 8 years

Herredy says

Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

So, the napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take?


the first napkin.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jfxuq3PDKg