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worst owner ama

over 8 years

i, like many before me, am bored.

ask me stuff

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Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

So, the napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take?
over 8 years

DouradaGrelhada says

Let's say, if you had 3 napkins in front of you, Which one would you Choose?


specifically which one i choose is irrelevant, what matters is that i choose first
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Let's say, if you had 3 napkins in front of you, Which one would you Choose?
over 8 years

Jimbei says

How can you jokingly call yourself the worst owner when we've actually had terrible ones in the past?

How long does it take to brush your hair and all in the morning?

Toilet paper: fact or fiction?

How does it feel to be mod hunted?

New emotes when?


1. self deprecation is a cornerstone of british humour
2. i don't brush my hair ever
3. somewhere inbetween
4. it's fun, apart from when people like sui from games because they don't get a killing role
5. the emote thread is still open smh
over 8 years

SirAmelio says

what did the pm you sent harry to give you ownership say?


i asked him if he wanted me to make a case for myself and he said if i thought it'd help i should. it was mostly just me saying why i think i'd be a good owner, nothing particularly juicy there.


Herredy says

Who were the runner-ups to being mod? ;P


TedTonate, DrPeePee and MasterCthulhu would have been the next in line, but a lot of other people were considered
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How can you jokingly call yourself the worst owner when we've actually had terrible ones in the past?

How long does it take to brush your hair and all in the morning?

Toilet paper: fact or fiction?

How does it feel to be mod hunted?

New emotes when?
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Who were the runner-ups to being mod? ;P
over 8 years
what did the pm you sent harry to give you ownership say?
over 8 years

Melt says

why are you bored


it's just one of those things yknow


Melt says

why didnt you reply yet


i was in a game ):


Melt says

are you dead


inside.


Melt says

should i call an ambulance


use your best judgement


Herredy says

What do you like to do before bed? ;P


it depends, usually i listen to music but i don't have any kinda routine


Melt says

when will you reply to herredy


soon™


Melt says

are you really bored


pretty bored, yeah


Melt says

what is your opinion about opinion threads


i've done a couple before, there's nothing wrong with them unless the forum is spammed with like 10 going at once, then it's eh


Melt says

will you reply to every question


yeah


Melt says

am i annoying


of course not <3
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am i annoying
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will you reply to every question
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what is your opinion about opinion threads
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are you really bored
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when will you reply to herredy
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What do you like to do before bed? ;P
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should i call an ambulance
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are you dead
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why didnt you reply yet
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why are you bored
over 8 years

Bebop says

why do ama threads exist?


i dont know
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why do ama threads exist?