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Golbolco
over 8 years

Welcome to the Daily Drama Report, Sandbox's number one source for juicy drama information! Should you have information on a particular bit of entertaining public drama then please write up an objective report on it and post here. Opinion pieces are also allowed.

The big rule here is that if you're going to write a report here, please do not become directly involved in the drama or else it is very likely to suffer as a piece. Opinion pieces on your own direct drama are allowed, however, as long as they're sensible and not just angry rants at whoever you disagree with.

GuiltyTownie
over 8 years
What is eating pizza backwards? Eating the crust first is the way to go. Leave the best for last, y'all.
alicetama
over 8 years
:0 what a scandal
Golbolco
over 8 years
DRAMA ALERT

Infamous user butterpototo admits to being a notorious hacker in game number 5061848. Pototo even admits to eating pizza backwards AND calls esteemed journalist Golbolco "dumb." When will Pototo's reign of tyranny end?

Golbolco
over 8 years

SirAmelio says


DrPeePee says

>where will EM be in 5 years
>Like it won't be deleted in 1 year


why would it? it still has a solid userbase with new users coming in daily, with more games having been played in the last two and a half years than in the rest of EM history


you need more edgy in your life amelio, tell people this site is dead and proclaim you're gay some more
suffering
over 8 years

SirAmelio says


DrPeePee says

>where will EM be in 5 years
>Like it won't be deleted in 1 year


why would it? it still has a solid userbase with new users coming in daily, with more games having been played in the last two and a half years than in the rest of EM history


DrPeepee is taking matters into his own hands... his sweaty, unwashed hands...
SirAmelio
over 8 years

DrPeePee says

>where will EM be in 5 years
>Like it won't be deleted in 1 year


why would it? it still has a solid userbase with new users coming in daily, with more games having been played in the last two and a half years than in the rest of EM history
deletedover 8 years
>where will EM be in 5 years
>Like it won't be deleted in 1 year
shint
over 8 years
imagine taking epicmafia this seriously
Golbolco
over 8 years
DRAMA ALERT

This one's been a long time coming. If you haven't followed the month-long saga of Performance Artist user WildWalrus and his crusade against unfair moderation, I highly recommend you read his various threads in the Complaints forum.

It appears that WildWalrus's campaign came to a climax today when he demanded SimplyPam and Annajane be demodded (https://epicmafia.com/topic/76878). As all Complaints threads do, the thread boiled down into two groups shouting past each other, mods/disinterested users trolling/feigning illiteracy, and finally a lock.

Here's an interview I had with WildWalrus about his campaign:

Bebop
over 8 years

Christopherzilla says

"Altair"

who??

Christopherzilla
over 8 years
"Altair"

who??
Reamix
over 8 years
BREAKING NEWS

A Roast of The Ages?

EM users Drpeepee and Reamix were expressing their grievances about the NFL's win over the deflategate appeal. While it is known that, objectively, Tom Brady is an attractive man, Drpeepee went to a whole other level expressing his overt attraction to the man... which led EM user TepLep who was witnessing this ordeal to speak out and deliver one of EM's hottest roasts.

a screen shot of the ordeal:
Christopherzilla
over 8 years

Reamix says


ChaoticDoom says


Reamix says


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Bebop says


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Golbolco says

According to Bebop minigun asked to be banned, Chris.


Are you going to just take the word of a Sandbox mod at face value?







I've forged enough dapower screenshots to spot a fake when I see it


witnesses in lobby chat can attest. Minigun's last words before being banned were "my body is ready". Witnesses include epicmafia users, error, jimbei, chaoticdoom, Teplep, dourada, sishen, Fox, and ivy. As far as I can remember.


i havent seen jack??? help, reamix is falsely accusing me of being a murder accomplice??? HELP??? MODS???


I SAID WITNESS AND I WASNT SURE I WAS JUST REMEMBERING WHO I SAW IN CHATBOX


Looks like your story is full of holes. This is an elaborate conspiracy and Sandbox management cannot be trusted. All the pieces are falling into place and your house of cards is ready to tumble.
sl0nderman
over 8 years
Just a reminder to spread positive goodwill to your fellow mafia players: Daniel 12:3 “Those who are wise shall shine like the brightness of the firmament, and those who turn many to righteousness like the stars forever and ever.” Have a great day everyone.
Reamix
over 8 years

ChaoticDoom says


Reamix says


Christopherzilla says


Bebop says


Christopherzilla says


Golbolco says

According to Bebop minigun asked to be banned, Chris.


Are you going to just take the word of a Sandbox mod at face value?







I've forged enough dapower screenshots to spot a fake when I see it


witnesses in lobby chat can attest. Minigun's last words before being banned were "my body is ready". Witnesses include epicmafia users, error, jimbei, chaoticdoom, Teplep, dourada, sishen, Fox, and ivy. As far as I can remember.


i havent seen jack??? help, reamix is falsely accusing me of being a murder accomplice??? HELP??? MODS???


I SAID WITNESS AND I WASNT SURE I WAS JUST REMEMBERING WHO I SAW IN CHATBOX
ChaoticDoom
over 8 years

Reamix says


Christopherzilla says


Bebop says


Christopherzilla says


Golbolco says

According to Bebop minigun asked to be banned, Chris.


Are you going to just take the word of a Sandbox mod at face value?







I've forged enough dapower screenshots to spot a fake when I see it


witnesses in lobby chat can attest. Minigun's last words before being banned were "my body is ready". Witnesses include epicmafia users, error, jimbei, chaoticdoom, Teplep, dourada, sishen, Fox, and ivy. As far as I can remember.


i havent seen jack??? help, reamix is falsely accusing me of being a murder accomplice??? HELP??? MODS???
Reamix
over 8 years

Christopherzilla says


Bebop says


Christopherzilla says


Golbolco says

According to Bebop minigun asked to be banned, Chris.


Are you going to just take the word of a Sandbox mod at face value?







I've forged enough dapower screenshots to spot a fake when I see it


witnesses in lobby chat can attest. Minigun's last words before being banned were "my body is ready". Witnesses include epicmafia users, error, jimbei, chaoticdoom, Teplep, dourada, sishen, Fox, and ivy. As far as I can remember.
ChaoticDoom
over 8 years

Golbolco says


ChaoticDoom says

the secret is about to spill. just around 5 more days left.


THAT'S RIGHT, BROTHER. (except not brother in that way knowing your track record with siblings amirite xDDDDDD)


quiet you, you're gonna ruin the secret with your dumb "golbamania" geshazzle.
Golbolco
over 8 years

ChaoticDoom says

the secret is about to spill. just around 5 more days left.


THAT'S RIGHT, BROTHER. (except not brother in that way knowing your track record with siblings amirite xDDDDDD)
ChaoticDoom
over 8 years
the secret is about to spill. just around 5 more days left.
rockgirlnikki
over 8 years

DrPeePee says

New England sandboxers on suicide watch after Tom Brady is unjustly suspended from the NFL more at 11





HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
deletedover 8 years
New England sandboxers on suicide watch after Tom Brady is unjustly suspended from the NFL more at 11

Christopherzilla
over 8 years

Bebop says


Christopherzilla says


Golbolco says

According to Bebop minigun asked to be banned, Chris.


Are you going to just take the word of a Sandbox mod at face value?







I've forged enough dapower screenshots to spot a fake when I see it
Golbolco
over 8 years
DRAMA ALERT

User SirAmelio actively seeks to cause drama. The madman is currently at large and looking to rustle your jimmies with extreme prejudice; if encountered DO NOT provoke and inform your local authorities.
Bebop
over 8 years

Christopherzilla says


Golbolco says

According to Bebop minigun asked to be banned, Chris.


Are you going to just take the word of a Sandbox mod at face value?