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Bebop admits to trying to delegitimize the viewpoints of opposing radical alternativists dubbing themselves "Golbamaniacs!" User Golbolco was unavailable for comment.
Following Jimgate and Golbox 2.0 user Daemons (better known as Lilin) got into a spat with Bebop over user Merlot's fidelity! As many know, Merlot is Bebop's trophy wife/ex-mod and dangan refugee.
Following this fight and grumblings of Golbamaniac separatism, Daemons formed an anti-Bebop coalition called the Anti-Bebop Coalition. All seemed as expected until user Japter, an ex-mod under Bebop, came out in favor of the coalition!
what is up, drama alert nation? im your host, killer doomster. let's get right into the news!
day 1 of renewed golbolco modship and golbolco has already seen making false promises. a user by the name of Chaoticdoom (user #277727) was told to go into the mod application thread, golbolco claiming that she "would mod him im super biased". following this user's application, however, golbolco took no action, and when asked further about this issue, she only replied with "thats not getting you modded"
more at 9.
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OFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT OF WHAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Bebop: [to sandbox] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my mods, and Izzy here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay in my lobby! [grabs a hood] Bebop: Who paid you to grab Izzy? [No answer, Bebop fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] Bebop: He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] Bebop: Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent: Tell me about Jimbei! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Jimbei: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? Bebop: At least you can talk. Who are you? Jimbei: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [Bebop removes the hood] Jimbei: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. Bebop: If I pull that off, would you die? Jimbei: It would be extremely painful. Bebop: You're a big guy! Jimbei: For you. Bebop: Was getting caught part of your plan? Jimbei: Of course... Izzy refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what she told you. Izzy: Nothing! I said nothing! Bebop: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Jimbei: Crashing this lobby... with no survivors!
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I am in no need of new rumor mills right now because this is juicy enough, see you guys when this blows over in a week lol
beloved epicmafia couple izzy and eris "gary motherfúckin' oak" discordia docked up an email to lucid asking for the swift and prompt removal of bebop because he chose to mod girlfriend merlot over izzy (izzy says it was because bebop was doing a bad job but i think we can all see thru her lies)
speculations have arisen that jimbei conspired with the beloved couple and back-stabbed bebop in the neck. jimbei has ignored bebop's skype messages all day so it seems obvious to me that this is the case. we all know how thirsty jimbei was for ownership and knowing some of jimbei's dirty deeds outside of this website it seems clear to me they are not to be trusted.
quotes from epicmafia users:
bibty: currently rubbing myself in all this Juicy Salt
artic: this wouldn't be happening if you were owner blister
Thanks for the daily drama report dude, i can't wait for the next update!! reading these daily drama reports is way more exciting than watching any of the UEFA Euro 2016.
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i'm bashing the F5 key as i eagerly await the next drama daily report.
According to Merlot sl0nderman has been unbanned. However, the true circumstances surrounding his ban are still unknown and according to experts the mods are likely reluctant to tell us about them for quite some time.
Rumors say that sl0nderman may have said "i want to die" and prompted the ban. Experts tell me that this statement breaks no rules and disallowing a potentially suicidal person to not speak with others is extremely damaging, but this has yet to be confirmed. Again, details are still coming in. To show your support of the situation you can use the hashtag #RespondToSl0nd and strategically spam it wherever there's a text box.
EM user sl0nderman banned from chatbox without explicit reason stated by moderators as of yet! Details are still coming in, but you can follow the live drama here:
Moomo challenges Bebop and trophy wife/firestarter mod Merlot to duel in Survivor lobby following harassment scandal about BKnight comes out! Merlot alleges she was OPI'd by BKnight but BKnight claims an incident involving a certain Eugene H. Krabs was what really happened! Moomo continues to open up old wounds with user Ayd, but claims mods say to "suck it up!"
Who will win? Who will lose? And who will go home with the gold?
I would like to note that the real conspiracy is that he discovered bebop, error and bdog's secret relationship and was demodded through error's request as a way to keep it a secret.
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its time for your favorite column drpps rumour mill
recently beloved mod japter stepped done due to being busy. however i think this is a ploy. you see recently some brit tried to assassinate trump. japter is a brit you see, and is maybe a liberal idk lol. and japter was seen by an unknown source at the trump rally by me. so all im saying is japter tried to kill beloved memer trump and is in jail which is why he cant be mod anymore.
Bebop admits openly to being involved with fracking operations in the Mendips in the midst of a drama thread! We asked long-time user and freaky dancer for famous English band Happy Mondays "Bez" to weigh in on Bebop, and here's what he had to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2691By0CrIg
Preliminary polling is now showing 85% of Sandboxistanis agree that this never would have happened if Golbolco were in charge! Reporters are on the scene now.
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Daily Rumor Mill:
Error, Bebop, and Bdog: Love Triangle?
After doing little research and not spellchecking my reports, I deduced that Bebop, Bdog, and Error are having a love affair. "Bdog... Screw... Error" and "Bebop... screw... bdog" and "Bebop... screw... error", can all be found in this thread.
It seems bdog banged error (bdog is dating former mod dahlia mind you, and error is a promiscous sandbox chat hooker), and then bebop banged bdog, and then bebop banged error. Bdog must have gotten jealous, and Bebop demodded him because error us used to having many men inside of him so he would stay silent.
NExt weeks column: talking out of my butt, are my farts a cry for help???
