celebrate by joining newlyweds and so we can see how true this marriage actually is

Then Setsuen enters to crash the party asking. What happened to your relationship with ofbeingsexy??!

delete this

"Oh man it feels so good," Herredy whispered and moaned unconsciously as his hands crawled down...onto his no-no place.

omg sigh ur so good at this

"I may have done something unholy with those hands and the mouths too, resulting in the latter ones becoming traumatised - just a theory of course."
After seeing Herredy with lips on his hands, he thought for himself: "Is this a sign sent by God? Does he want us two to get together?"
George finished asking the couple the vows, then put his hands on the heads of sigh and garden, the lips licking their foreheads furiously.
"You two may now kiss."

"You should get that checked out George... it might be like an STD or something. Have you done anything unholy with anyone recently?" sigh chuckled to George, however he was only half-joking.

Sigh glanced at George's hands again, the mouths were desperately trying to rejoin. There was something sinister about the motion of the tongues, they were twirling around so forcefully in a manner which made Sigh feel uneasy...
Sigh thought to himself "Is this what comes of love? Such crude actions fueled by lust? There must be something more."
Sigh shifted his gaze back to Garden again.
"I know there's something more."

"I do."

Just as Sigh said his vows, the crowd gasped. Herredy had fainted. Sigh, Garden and George rushed to check on Herredy only to notice that his hands now had lips on them too.

Nearby, Herredy sits and watch the cute couple, eventually getting a boner and passing out.

"Sorry— I— would stop— but my hands— they're kissing— and I cannot— SEPARATE— THEM!"
With the last two words George pulled harder, and finally his palms separated, the two mouths expressing disapproval by hissing at George.
"Those nasty little mouths are so obsessed with each another, like, every time I put my hands together to pray in God's name they start licking each other wildly and ruin everything for me— but yeah let's continue with the ceremony."
"Garden, do you agree not to steal chicken mcnuggets from sigh? Sigh, do you?"

Sigh looks at garden lovingly but then looks back at George
"George... are you alright?" whispered Sigh.

Sigh witnessed the promiscuous priest licking his lips lustfully with his eyes fixated on his clasped hands... Something wasn't right. The whole cathedral went silent, the only audible noises were muffled wet slurping sounds.

"George... please start the ceremony, you're kind of starting to freak me out" muttered Sigh whose ears were starting to fold back in embarrassment.

*makes out with the bridesmaids and then smokes a joint in the car untill the festivities are over*

lmao...
this is going to be the gayest wedding ever ur all invited :]