George the priest with black hair and blue curls and a goth priest apparel said:
'Hello everyone thanks for coming here I am Georgeopolis your priest I like little boys. Today we shall witness a marriage of two Sodomists - remember God is watching. Anyway let's welcome sigh and garden so they can marry'
starts clapping, but because he has had surgery to install lips onto his palms (the docs wouldn't let him get stigmas there so he thought: a mouth will suffice) with tongues, the two mouthes on his palms start french kissing so george cannot separate them meanwhile sigh and garden come to the altar
EDIT: RPG PEOPLE RPG (also if you want to have your role other than 'guest' please specify'
Does sigh and garden make a good couple
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Yes they're the best
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I'd rather have garden for myself
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No they are terrible
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you decide, it's an RPG (roleplaying game) just do stuff:))
George is afraid of dogs. George runs.
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haha and then what? ;)
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Lindsey summons three pugs! The pugs charge at George!
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As I'm being taken away, I use my wizard healing powers to re animate bane! I telepatithically communicate everything I have learned, so he can save the wedding!
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The change in the expression of DrPeePee's face says: I know who you are, George.
Therefore George knee-jerkedly calls two of his best nuns to escort DrPeePee to a conversion camp in Texas.
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My ninja skills kick into gear. I quickly dodge the missile from the bazooka. As I'm flying through the air, I send a kunai towards Neko. It hits Neko in his bazooka, blowing it up, turning him into a million little pieces.
Before I land I notice something is amiss. George isn't a priest at all! He is a demon lord, and the by marrying Garden and sigh he is going to cause an unholy sacrifice to summon cthulhu!
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"I will not allow these things to happen in my church!" screams George, snatching the rings from Neko's mouth and devouring both rings with his handmouths.
Then Neko stood up and took out her bazooka and shot DrPeePee with it. "adios amigo" she said.
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I quickly reveal myself from the shadows, right behind bane. Before he can end the wedding I place a knife up to his throat. I slice through his juggalor as I slowly place him to the ground. As his life slips away I whisper softly into his ear.
I bust throught the chapel doors in flame singed clothing. Plane can be seen crashed in the lot behind me. "Wait!" I shout. " This marriage cannot continue!"
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George says: "If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace." then holds hands with cat Herredy whose paws have mouths on them. George's handmouths moan and Herredy's pawmouths release the sounds cat make in their heat time.
:0 the poto awkwardly walks in halfway through the ceremony, noticed by no one. poto will do what poto will do, so the poto cries for a bit in the corner
