George the priest with black hair and blue curls and a goth priest apparel said:
'Hello everyone thanks for coming here I am Georgeopolis your priest I like little boys. Today we shall witness a marriage of two Sodomists - remember God is watching. Anyway let's welcome sigh and garden so they can marry'
starts clapping, but because he has had surgery to install lips onto his palms (the docs wouldn't let him get stigmas there so he thought: a mouth will suffice) with tongues, the two mouthes on his palms start french kissing so george cannot separate them meanwhile sigh and garden come to the altar
EDIT: RPG PEOPLE RPG (also if you want to have your role other than 'guest' please specify'
Does sigh and garden make a good couple
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Yes they're the best
10
I'd rather have garden for myself
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No they are terrible
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no i dont
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Ok bettany if u don't wanna rpg then imma do it for u
PeePee releases George from his prison.
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I'm not a thulu I just paid attention in hogwarts magic class lol
the end
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George, trapped in nunPee's body, had no idea what just happened. Therefore the only sane thing to do was try to scream PeePee's name to let him out, however when Georgey did try that, only a gurgle came out of his mouth: ffeefffffeffyyeffefyfyyef!
The young man shouted in amazement (in his mind of course): "It can't be— Anyone but him— the prophecy was wrong! But it can't be wrong—unless" George tried channeling his thoughts onto DrPeePee: "NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LIL BETC*! How can you not recognize your own kind? I know you are the cthulhu and you know darn well I am the cult leader, so if you don't want your own kind (sigh and garden) to die out with me as I sacrifice myself to our lord, you'd better let me out."
Everything made perfect sense: DrPeePee WAS the cthulhu, hence his powers to make george unable to talk and move. Now all cl had to do was anxiously wait in the nun's body (her hetero was making him go insane) for his saviors.
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:0 the poto has finally stopped crying in a corner and is now extremely confused
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Congrats George, you've played yourself. While I was in Jesus Camp, I used my wizard powers to make a nun look like me, and me to look like a nun. I've been following you this whole time, waiting for the perfect moment. Garden isn't on your side, he's a double, triple, something agent. I jump out from the shadow, and before you can react I activate a dormant spell I had inside the nuns body. A magic casing envelops you, as you are sealed inside, unable to move or speak. You will remain this way forever George. I laugh, as I turn myself back into DrPeePee.
While I was at Jesus camp, I ended up getting my priest license. I perform Garden and Sighs marriage, and heal Bane so he's not a zombie anymore. Everyone is happy.
The End.
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Herredy wakes up and sees Neko in pieces in front of him.
"wuh...what...NEKO?!"
Herredy groans. He would recognise Neko in any shape or form. Herredy uses his cat powers to revive Neko.
"Nya nya"
There is a bright flash of light and Neko is back in her complete form.
You think I really can disappear? You think it is that easy to get rid of me? Think again, binch. Let me tell you of what actually happened:
George died. But he was immortal so naturally he didn't die. Instead, he had to decide whose body to use as his new host. Should it be Nocturnul, his total enemy? Slashing him would mean one less meanie. No. What about sigh? With a hot boyfriend and a plethora of furries lining up to see what's up his donkey [redacted], George's new life would be a bliss. But no, sigh is too good of a person and George doesn't want to do this to him. What about neko? garden?
It's none of these people. George reincarnated into DrPeePee. With his new body being locked up in a gay conversion camp, nobody could reach or harm him there. Besides, maybe praying the gay away wasn't the worst idea - he was a priest after all, so a little hetero in his soul may as well as open the gates to Heaven.
George knew - for now, he was safe. And when he did get out, those [redacted] better start worrying.
PRESENT DAY
George (in DrPeePee's body) is at the hospital. Sigh has been in coma for only a day but george and garden (to whom George'd already told that both garden and sigh had been culted by him) lied about it, telling him it was 3 years. This way it's safer. When sigh is in a better state, they will tell him about how he'd been culted the moment George put his handmouths on their foreheads. They'll also tell him about their new quest to find the new Cthulhu, which, if their sources are not lying, has been born in Brazil.
But not now. At the moment, sigh has to rest. And what terrible creature would ruin the first day of a honeymoon for two young lovers?
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george irl
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You think I really can disappear? You think it is that easy to get rid of me? Think again, binch. Let me tell you of what actually happened:
George died. But he was immortal so naturally he didn't die. Instead, he had to decide whose body to use as his new host. Should it be Nocturnul, his total enemy? Slashing him would mean one less meanie. No. What about sigh? With a hot boyfriend and a plethora of furries lining up to see what's up his donkey [redacted], George's new life would be a bliss. But no, sigh is too good of a person and George doesn't want to do this to him. What about neko? garden?
It's none of these people. George reincarnated into DrPeePee. With his new body being locked up in a gay conversion camp, nobody could reach or harm him there. Besides, maybe praying the gay away wasn't the worst idea - he was a priest after all, so a little hetero in his soul may as well as open the gates to Heaven.
George knew - for now, he was safe. And when he did get out, those [redacted] better start worrying.
PRESENT DAY
George (in DrPeePee's body) is at the hospital. Sigh has been in coma for only a day but george and garden (to whom George'd already told that both garden and sigh had been culted by him) lied about it, telling him it was 3 years. This way it's safer. When sigh is in a better state, they will tell him about how he'd been culted the moment George put his handmouths on their foreheads. They'll also tell him about their new quest to find the new Cthulhu, which, if their sources are not lying, has been born in Brazil.
But not now. At the moment, sigh has to rest. And what terrible creature would ruin the first day of a honeymoon for two young lovers?
I want to throw a grenade into the church. and I kidnap a guest
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Wow way to ruin the nice ending pussi
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Sigh opens his eyes slowly and sees DrPeePee and Garden both kneeling beside him, backlit by the setting sun. "My eyes weren't open yet Gard but now they are. You guys look so good in this lighting you should take a selfie... Btw I just had the strangest dream... You were there and you were there... oh and you were there!" mumbled Sigh, pointing around the room.
All of a sudden Sigh goes into cardiac arrest, a rapid beeping is heard followed by a flatline. R.I.P
"ah sigh o-omg i can't believe u opened up your eyes i knew you will be ok i waited 3 years and never left u, kept holding ur hand everyday" sigh and gard lived happily ever after until a death occurred but that's for another rpg
~fin
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DrPeePee is next to sigh. Sigh, sigh can you hear me? You went into a coma during your wedding day! Everything is going to be ok! Here, your husband garden has been waiting for you.
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Sigh tries to pick up all of Neko's pieces to resurrect her but all of a sudden Bane attacks Sigh, killing him.
Sigh wakes up to a wet bed, it was all just a dream!
"No this will never end" sighed Sigh. "George is immortal, his spirit will be reincarnated into something even more powerful than before... We will never be free from him. In fact, his spirit is probably inside one of our wedding guests right now."
Sigh looked around the cathedral... Everyone reeked of suspicion, George could be inside any one of them, even Garden.
"Garden, is George inside of you?" sigh asked hesitantly.
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The pugs end up slaying George! The threat is over, and sigh and garden are married happily!
Everyone is happy besides me because you forgot I am still captured in a Jesus camp in Texas. Every day is hell, until I finally kill myself by drinking too much communion wine. Never forget.
