I told my coworker I met my girlfriend Krystal on an online browser game called epicmafia and he paused, then asked, "wait, one of those Facebook games right?" I said "no it has its own website." "It's called epicmafia.com"

We both laughed hysterically for a few seconds.

He said "wow man that's so random"

I said "yeah, we were both playing there." "It's a game with a group of people trying to find out who the mafia are among innocent people."

Before this convo he was talking about hitting on girls at the bar and I explained that isn't my thing. It's too awkward. I wonder what he thought about me meeting my gf on a game website.

I explained it isn't weird because she lives close, about 20 minutes away. When he asked if we'd gone out or met yet, that's when I had to lie (since we haven't for some reason and that's pretty embarrassing)

It'd be even more embarrassing if I had told him about the year I spent making everyone believe I was a literal female on this website

But the point of this story is to tell Krystal how she made me lie to my coworker