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Asked me to tell about the party, so ok.

Bare in mind I'm 17 so I dont the alcohol/drugs/sex things

So me and some friends from school take a 50 minute walk (Google maps is a scumbag liar) to the venue, where there were like 10-15 people smoking out front (fyi this is the biggest turn off to me everr). I'm like okkkkkkkk this is already a bad sign lol. We get in and the music is so fookin loud you have to shout to be heard like a metre away, but the tunes are bangerz so it's ok. My friend tries to offer me a drink and tell me it's water, but I know my way around a wingardium leviosa spooky trick and that it's vodka. Me 1, random bozo 0.

About ten minutes into meets n greets this grill comes up to me and says my hoodie is sick (Team rocket logo on it). I say thanks and start using the only ice breakers i know to keep conversation going and try to hide the fact I own an epicmafia account. She must have been like semi drunk cuz about five minutes in she asks for my number/if I want to do anything, but it's awks because i like dudes, so I tell her. Since the host, my friend, is gay as helll, thankfully she is cool with it and just go's to enjoy the party.

Then it's only been half an hour and the friends I came with are already pissed off the face of the earth, and LCS is on in like two hours so I just decide to take off. I'm not the best with people, dancing, or large groups, so I felt a little bad/sad for leaving so early but hey parties just aren't my thing.

About halfway walking home a mate drunk calls me and tells me that he still loves me even though im a nerd. I'm like ok and he says pls dont die on the way home (spoilers i didnt, my crapposting on lobby wall will continue)

So yea, glad I went but not my scene. AMA about being a nerdy nutter or recommend how I should get into drinking, it seems like a useful thing to be able to do when I eventually go to university in like 9 months

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Turn Down For What?
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Wear more pokemon merchandise
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no im straight dude why don't girls come up to me? why only gay guys? is there something wrong with me? the f**k????
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Uranus says

escurai is one cool nerd.


thnx :)
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Blister says


Sonrio says



five minutes in she asks for my number/if I want to do anything, but it's awks because i like dudes


this happened to me before and i said uhm im gay and she was like oh and never talked to me again


ok but why doesn't this happen to me


You gotta be like below 59% gay or girls will recognise you are
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i wonder what she thinks whenever she goes through my snap story. why...
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escurai is one cool nerd.
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Sonrio says



five minutes in she asks for my number/if I want to do anything, but it's awks because i like dudes


this happened to me before and i said uhm im gay and she was like oh and never talked to me again


ok but why doesn't this happen to me
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Oh duck, am I the one with the problem? Guys help
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five minutes in she asks for my number/if I want to do anything, but it's awks because i like dudes


this happened to me before and i said uhm im gay and she was like oh and never talked to me again
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if you're uncomfortable with drinking don't do it to fit in no matter what environment you're in
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harodihg says

You sure you didn't drink much, kiddo?



Are ya calling Google a liar?


Pretty sure google adds are based on your own search history rip
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The people who like league were on skype group chats, not at the party. Friend who was hosting wasn't into gaming so didn't have many people like that there
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You sure you didn't drink much, kiddo?



Are ya calling Google a liar?
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instead you could have started watching the LCS at the event on a device and made friends who also shared your voracious interest for the LCS.
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Neptune says

please don't ever leave a social event for the LCS ever again.


Ok next time I will stay at home so I can get snacks ready too
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xela says

why


I was asked to do it dude this wasn't optional
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why
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please don't ever leave a social event for the LCS ever again.
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what were these "bangerz" that were playing