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Asked me to tell about the party, so ok.

Bare in mind I'm 17 so I dont the alcohol/drugs/sex things

So me and some friends from school take a 50 minute walk (Google maps is a scumbag liar) to the venue, where there were like 10-15 people smoking out front (fyi this is the biggest turn off to me everr). I'm like okkkkkkkk this is already a bad sign lol. We get in and the music is so fookin loud you have to shout to be heard like a metre away, but the tunes are bangerz so it's ok. My friend tries to offer me a drink and tell me it's water, but I know my way around a wingardium leviosa spooky trick and that it's vodka. Me 1, random bozo 0.

About ten minutes into meets n greets this grill comes up to me and says my hoodie is sick (Team rocket logo on it). I say thanks and start using the only ice breakers i know to keep conversation going and try to hide the fact I own an epicmafia account. She must have been like semi drunk cuz about five minutes in she asks for my number/if I want to do anything, but it's awks because i like dudes, so I tell her. Since the host, my friend, is gay as helll, thankfully she is cool with it and just go's to enjoy the party.

Then it's only been half an hour and the friends I came with are already pissed off the face of the earth, and LCS is on in like two hours so I just decide to take off. I'm not the best with people, dancing, or large groups, so I felt a little bad/sad for leaving so early but hey parties just aren't my thing.

About halfway walking home a mate drunk calls me and tells me that he still loves me even though im a nerd. I'm like ok and he says pls dont die on the way home (spoilers i didnt, my crapposting on lobby wall will continue)

So yea, glad I went but not my scene. AMA about being a nerdy nutter or recommend how I should get into drinking, it seems like a useful thing to be able to do when I eventually go to university in like 9 months

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the best thing about mike's hard lemonade is that it's soft
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if we made stuff up about calvin itd be less funny than the truth
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Mike's is delicious. Very manly drink.
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Calvin says

Mike's Hard Lemonade is the SHIZ


you would like Mike's Hard
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Japter says

find a nice beer


Don't trust this fellow.
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Smaller parties are alright if you don't drink but there's hardly any point in going to a club/venue where you'll just be the person standing out.
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Suck it up and drink the grown up alcohol.
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amaretto pwns
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Mike's Hard Lemonade is the SHIZ
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never trust anyone who offers you Mike's Hard Lemonade. it's awful.
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I believe those are called designated drivers.
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You don't need to drink if you dont want to, not everyone drinks at parties!!
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mimosas
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beer thread
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Escurai says

Beer is the fancy pants equivalent of alcohol no thnx


if it is fair to like different flavors of alcohol why is it not fair to prefer different strengths of alcohol?
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Blister says

kopparberg cider is really good and tastes just like a soft drink


Yes that's the one i meant dude
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harodihg says

I can't wait the spin-off of this thread titled For Ling by MikeyRu and it's just pics on pics of scantily clad asian hunks

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kopparberg cider is really good and tastes just like a soft drink
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I can't wait the spin-off of this thread titled For Ling by MikeyRu and it's just pics on pics of scantily clad hunks
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Japter says

cider is good


i had some fruit cider before (i think it was copper something) and it tasted just like fanta which is alrite
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cider is good
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thank
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yeah lots of difference
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The two beers I tried tasted the same, is there a lot of difference or are some just more beer-ier than others