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Asked me to tell about the party, so ok.

Bare in mind I'm 17 so I dont the alcohol/drugs/sex things

So me and some friends from school take a 50 minute walk (Google maps is a scumbag liar) to the venue, where there were like 10-15 people smoking out front (fyi this is the biggest turn off to me everr). I'm like okkkkkkkk this is already a bad sign lol. We get in and the music is so fookin loud you have to shout to be heard like a metre away, but the tunes are bangerz so it's ok. My friend tries to offer me a drink and tell me it's water, but I know my way around a wingardium leviosa spooky trick and that it's vodka. Me 1, random bozo 0.

About ten minutes into meets n greets this grill comes up to me and says my hoodie is sick (Team rocket logo on it). I say thanks and start using the only ice breakers i know to keep conversation going and try to hide the fact I own an epicmafia account. She must have been like semi drunk cuz about five minutes in she asks for my number/if I want to do anything, but it's awks because i like dudes, so I tell her. Since the host, my friend, is gay as helll, thankfully she is cool with it and just go's to enjoy the party.

Then it's only been half an hour and the friends I came with are already pissed off the face of the earth, and LCS is on in like two hours so I just decide to take off. I'm not the best with people, dancing, or large groups, so I felt a little bad/sad for leaving so early but hey parties just aren't my thing.

About halfway walking home a mate drunk calls me and tells me that he still loves me even though im a nerd. I'm like ok and he says pls dont die on the way home (spoilers i didnt, my crapposting on lobby wall will continue)

So yea, glad I went but not my scene. AMA about being a nerdy nutter or recommend how I should get into drinking, it seems like a useful thing to be able to do when I eventually go to university in like 9 months

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find a nice beer, i can recommend some london ones
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Giga96 says

when you drink, drink water in between each drink and have some food a bit before it so that you do not get drunk that fast.


Okei, I have literally only drank water up until now and I'm always up for eating more food
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Escurai says

Beer is the fancy pants equivalent of alcohol no thnx


depends
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Beer is the fancy pants equivalent of alcohol no thnx
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Blister says

no im straight dude why don't girls come up to me? why only gay guys? is there something wrong with me? the f**k????


maybe if you were open to the guys coming up to you, girls would be more open to coming up to you
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when you drink, drink water in between each drink and have some food a bit before it so that you do not get drunk that fast.
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Escurai says

Tbh the sort of people who would hate on you for wearing pokemon stuffs past a certain age are the type who wouldn't recognise it anyway. If you wanna steal animals from ten year old kids live your dream dude.


this is good advice, i'm going to go buy a shirt with a big fat freaking pikachu on it now. probably mew too since mew is my all time favorite
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if you like beer start by trying different beers

white wine is ok too for new people
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Giga96 says

vodka and lemonade is a nice drink if you are getting into drinking. you can barely taste it but you can adjust your ratios according to the tastes you desire


Ok cheers dude, probably gonna talk to my family people about this stuff cuz they drink but dont overdo it which is safer probs
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Tbh the sort of people who would hate on you for wearing pokemon stuffs past a certain age are the type who wouldn't recognise it anyway. If you wanna steal animals from ten year old kids live your dream dude.
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vodka and lemonade is a nice drink if you are getting into drinking. you can barely taste it but you can adjust your ratios according to the tastes you desire
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in all honesty, i wish i was man enough to go out wearing a hoodie with a team rocket logo, but i'm not brave enough and i respect the hell out of anyone who does
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this is hilarious copypasta "this grill comes up to me and says my hoodie is sick (Team rocket logo on it)"
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I don't know how many adventures I will have in the rest of my life but if this site still exists when they happen I will be sure to post
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Anthony, calvin and I all don't have any lives or go out at all, so its nice to hear about someone having fun : ]
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yea, do a log topic and just type up your adventures
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good story, i hope we continue to get escurai party stories in the future. i want to hear more about the drunk girl and if she finds you again and how you react, and if she sets you up with any of her guy friends
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hmu
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Japter is an equal opportunity employer.
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Japters gay?!
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this is really similar to my own experience a few years ago, thanks for sharing
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sucks that you're 17 and gay, if you werent gay i have a friend for you : [
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i havent been to a party yet, but when i do , i'll pm you about it
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Glad it lived up to your expectations
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sick party dude