over 9 years

Well, hello everyone. I am juneau, formerly known as DRJackSheppard or Natstar.

I am sorry for deceiving some of you for so long. My only explanation to offer is that I just wanted to catfish some virgin nerds on epicmafia so they can buy me epicmafia tokens. Thank you to all of those who knew the secret and kept if for so long to indulge me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The fact I told all of you you were free to tell whom you wish, and yet I was never outed is something I am grateful for. However, the time for that is over.

juneau was made with the intent to create the illusion of a hot 10/10 chick who is interested in no life virgin neckbeards which is something that doesn't exist in real life. However, even though I am an extremely homosexual man IRL, everyone has their limits and even gay people have standards. When your PM inbox gets spammed with lewd pictures of fat, ugly neckeards about 20 times a day, no amount of ebinmafia tokens can make up for the trauma. That is why I've decided to come out as the gay man that I am and hopefully these thirsty kids will stop sending me PMs asking me if I am single.

I hope everyone had a wonderful New Year's. Cheers.

over 9 years
Kudos if you thought everybody took you for an actual girl.
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"Jabba was slightly taken aback, and felt Oola tremble in fear against him as she hid her face in the girth of his shoulder."

girth of his shoulder
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Edark says

hello eris what is up


Nothing much my good man.
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This is good satire.
over 9 years
In all fairness was juneau ever bought tokens for
over 9 years
i knew it joon-knee-ow
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shut the up vilden
over 9 years
"That is why I've decided to come out as the gay man that I am and hopefully these thirsty kids will stop sending me PMs asking me if I am single."

Be careful MikeyRu doesn't slide into your dm's
over 9 years
hello eris what is up
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Hey Edork
over 9 years
DONT BELIEVE HER LIES