Well, hello everyone. I am juneau, formerly known as DRJackSheppard or Natstar.

I am sorry for deceiving some of you for so long. My only explanation to offer is that I just wanted to catfish some virgin nerds on epicmafia so they can buy me epicmafia tokens. Thank you to all of those who knew the secret and kept if for so long to indulge me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The fact I told all of you you were free to tell whom you wish, and yet I was never outed is something I am grateful for. However, the time for that is over.

juneau was made with the intent to create the illusion of a hot 10/10 chick who is interested in no life virgin neckbeards which is something that doesn't exist in real life. However, even though I am an extremely homosexual man IRL, everyone has their limits and even gay people have standards. When your PM inbox gets spammed with lewd pictures of fat, ugly neckeards about 20 times a day, no amount of ebinmafia tokens can make up for the trauma. That is why I've decided to come out as the gay man that I am and hopefully these thirsty kids will stop sending me PMs asking me if I am single.

I hope everyone had a wonderful New Year's. Cheers.