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juneau

juneauover 10 years ago

Well, hello everyone. I am juneau, formerly known as DRJackSheppard or Natstar.

I am sorry for deceiving some of you for so long. My only explanation to offer is that I just wanted to catfish some virgin nerds on epicmafia so they can buy me epicmafia tokens. Thank you to all of those who knew the secret and kept if for so long to indulge me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The fact I told all of you you were free to tell whom you wish, and yet I was never outed is something I am grateful for. However, the time for that is over.

juneau was made with the intent to create the illusion of a hot 10/10 chick who is interested in no life virgin neckbeards which is something that doesn't exist in real life. However, even though I am an extremely homosexual man IRL, everyone has their limits and even gay people have standards. When your PM inbox gets spammed with lewd pictures of fat, ugly neckeards about 20 times a day, no amount of ebinmafia tokens can make up for the trauma. That is why I've decided to come out as the gay man that I am and hopefully these thirsty kids will stop sending me PMs asking me if I am single.

I hope everyone had a wonderful New Year's. Cheers.

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

Satan

i thought this thread looked familiar https://epicmafia.com/topic/74555

wow i was trolled

still a catfish tho

Satanover 10 years ago

i thought this thread looked familiar https://epicmafia.com/topic/74555

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

fyi most people thought juneau was a man anyway

people said "the girl in juneaus catfish photos is attractive"

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

mandevian

I've shared my account with vilden in the past. So I always have to check.

You also shared with Melody.

krystalover 10 years agoedited

mandevian

I've shared my account with vilden in the past. So I always have to check.

he sent me sexts from your account to see if i would cheat

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

Shush

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

You gotta put the 'lol' Gary, otherwise it's not internet real.

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

UniversalStudios

If you'd bring natstar back that'd be amazing. Your work in the report section was legendary.

Natstar is Mist

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

I'm laughing.

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

The snipe was the best bit. I'm still laughing lol.

mandevianover 10 years ago

I've shared my account with vilden in the past. So I always have to check.

Burialover 10 years ago

i love that he has to check

Loreliover 10 years ago

I wonder how many people read this thread, didn't get the joke, and assumed the thirstiest girl on the website was actually a guy.

Huntover 10 years ago

I confirmed it already. But then I figured that he is already banned. No use reporting.

IAmNotABCover 10 years ago

Poor pranay. I wonder what his wife is gonna say.

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

it's been 20 minutes since pranay supposedly checked to confirm it was fake. guess it was real after all

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

It actually hurt how funny that all was.

JeffreyAaronover 10 years ago

Hunt

That's a fake pm and I'm gonna check my sent items to confirm and then report.

Lmao

Zhuorbover 10 years ago

UniversalStudios

If you'd bring natstar back that'd be amazing lol.

UniversalStudiosover 10 years ago

If you'd bring natstar back that'd be amazing. Your work in the report section was legendary.

Zhuorbover 10 years ago

Hunt

and then report.

Current no. of days since pranay's gone without using the word report=0

deleteddeletedover 10 years ago

F*cking lol.

Huntover 10 years ago

That's a fake pm and I'm gonna check my sent items to confirm and then report.

Huntover 10 years ago

Fyi it didn't cross my mind to question your gender, but I didn't take you for a legitimate player because you grudged people. I never think of what gender people are, I just use the avi to decide so that I don't get reported for addressing someone as wrong gender.

juneauover 10 years ago

Hunt

Kudos if you thought everybody took you for an actual girl.