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juneau
almost 9 years

Well, hello everyone. I am juneau, formerly known as DRJackSheppard or Natstar.

I am sorry for deceiving some of you for so long. My only explanation to offer is that I just wanted to catfish some virgin nerds on epicmafia so they can buy me epicmafia tokens. Thank you to all of those who knew the secret and kept if for so long to indulge me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The fact I told all of you you were free to tell whom you wish, and yet I was never outed is something I am grateful for. However, the time for that is over.

juneau was made with the intent to create the illusion of a hot 10/10 chick who is interested in no life virgin neckbeards which is something that doesn't exist in real life. However, even though I am an extremely homosexual man IRL, everyone has their limits and even gay people have standards. When your PM inbox gets spammed with lewd pictures of fat, ugly neckeards about 20 times a day, no amount of ebinmafia tokens can make up for the trauma. That is why I've decided to come out as the gay man that I am and hopefully these thirsty kids will stop sending me PMs asking me if I am single.

I hope everyone had a wonderful New Year's. Cheers.

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Satan says

i thought this thread looked familiar https://epicmafia.com/topic/74555


wow i was trolled

still a catfish tho
Satan
almost 9 years
i thought this thread looked familiar https://epicmafia.com/topic/74555
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fyi most people thought juneau was a man anyway

people said "the girl in juneaus catfish photos is attractive"
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mandevian says

I've shared my account with vilden in the past. So I always have to check.


You also shared with Melody.
krystal
almost 9 years

mandevian says

I've shared my account with vilden in the past. So I always have to check.


he sent me sexts from your account to see if i would cheat
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Shush
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You gotta put the 'lol' Gary, otherwise it's not internet real.
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UniversalStudios says

If you'd bring natstar back that'd be amazing. Your work in the report section was legendary.


Natstar is Mist
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I'm laughing.
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The snipe was the best bit. I'm still laughing lol.
mandevian
almost 9 years
I've shared my account with vilden in the past. So I always have to check.
Burial
almost 9 years
i love that he has to check
Loreli
almost 9 years
I wonder how many people read this thread, didn't get the joke, and assumed the thirstiest girl on the website was actually a guy.
Hunt
almost 9 years
I confirmed it already. But then I figured that he is already banned. No use reporting.
IAmNotABC
almost 9 years
Poor pranay. I wonder what his wife is gonna say.
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it's been 20 minutes since pranay supposedly checked to confirm it was fake. guess it was real after all
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It actually hurt how funny that all was.
JeffreyAaron
almost 9 years

Hunt says

That's a fake pm and I'm gonna check my sent items to confirm and then report.


Lmao
Zhuorb
almost 9 years

UniversalStudios says

If you'd bring natstar back that'd be amazing lol.

UniversalStudios
almost 9 years
If you'd bring natstar back that'd be amazing. Your work in the report section was legendary.
Zhuorb
almost 9 years

Hunt says

and then report.


Current no. of days since pranay's gone without using the word report=0
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F*cking lol.
Hunt
almost 9 years
That's a fake pm and I'm gonna check my sent items to confirm and then report.
Hunt
almost 9 years
Fyi it didn't cross my mind to question your gender, but I didn't take you for a legitimate player because you grudged people. I never think of what gender people are, I just use the avi to decide so that I don't get reported for addressing someone as wrong gender.
juneau
almost 9 years

Hunt says

Kudos if you thought everybody took you for an actual girl.