stop telling people to keep doing them thats my line
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I've known you for a while ben, we've never been close but we always got along with each other. You're a really approachable dude, you're pretty funny at times and from what i know, you can also be pretty helpful to the people who you're close to and i'm certain they appreciate that very much. Sometimes you get carried away with jokes and take it a bit far but you clearly aren't a malicious person. Keep doing U, i'm sure with enough dedication and hard work you will be aquaman someday.
I've squeezed out every single drop of homosexuality from this thread with that last post.
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Really don't know where to begin, you are to me what Joey is to Chandler. I definitely don't think I'd be in my current state of mind if it wasn't for you and I really don't think you have any idea about how much of an impact you've had on me and the decisions i've made regarding my career/life in the past few months at all. You come the closest, on this site, to resembling my irl friends and I think that's why we mesh together so well. Even though we started off really weird, trying to one up each other in front of people, I'm glad we somehow managed to open up to each other and become instantly comfortable with the kind of fk'd up humor we're into rn.
Seriously though, I love you dude and I'm not sure if there really is any better way for me to tell you how amazing of a friend you are. I've got your back till 3005.
You're funny and I like your posts sometimes, other times I wish your house was accidentally nuked by the government.
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I do not know you at all.
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I don't know you very well but you seem eager to enter yourself in the epicmafia social pyramid. I guess from the little we've spoken you appear to be quite humble. You're also jaspers friend which means you're a piece of sh!t just like he is so thats also good.
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You're a really humble dude jack, we aren't extremely close but we've been acquainted for a while and I think i've always tried to support you in your endeavors on this site. The only flaw I see is that you are exceptionally under-confident and even after knowing you for about 2 years, I'm unsure why. You were a solid mod and your posting on the forums of this site, epicmafia.com, has seemingly improved in the past few months. I hope you find success in the football thing you're trying to do.
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and still..... KJDNGKJLDFSNGFKSJDNGJKNSDJKFGLNGDFJKLGNFDSJKNVJKFDNVJKDFSJVNFJSVNJLDFJN
Abe you’re a wildcard. I enjoy playing games of mafia with you primarily because they yield high levels of comedy. You, however, take the game too seriously to the point where it affects your personal relationship with people. In my eyes you’re like a younger idiot brother who I enjoy trolling from time to time. Don’t mistake my words though, I genuinely consider your opinion on most topics seriously 99% of the time and try not to brush you off like some people do. You’re a smart dude, a little gullible and you let yourself get trolled a bit too often. You’ve gotten a bit more calm recently and I’m glad to see this new side to you. Your heart is in the right place and you seem to be exceedingly smart for your age. I’m certain you’re going to be either wildly successful or a massive failure later in life, the outcome is for you to decide. Cheers
