My cousin is really really hot. I have wanted to bang her for a few months now but i feel disgusted with myself that she is related to me so this is a huge dilemma for me. I have been with other girls and she has been with other guys so it wouldn't be the first for either of us. I always get excited when she gives me the seductive smile. When she touches me (not in a sexual way) i even then get a boner and try hard to hide it. Her buttocks are just so damn hot. Recently she has been flirting with me and one afternoon she got dressed in front of me and didn't even ask me to look away!!!!!!!
She is 18 and I am 22. Should i go for it?
deletedabout 9 years
BANG BANG, into the roooom, i know you want it. BANG BANG, all over youuuu, i'll let you have it.
don't. because if she says no, then there will be immeasurable amounts of awkwardness at family gatherings. here's what you do:
Option 1) take sexy pics discreetly, then fap later.
Option 2) wait till she asks you for the d
Option 3) segway into a convo about sexual business, then see if the feeling is mutual. if it is, eat that booty out. if it isn't just let the convo go
Just keep using xD. Gives the impression that the internet hasn't turned you into a total bellend.
deletedabout 9 years
i don't mean to be rude, but if you want people to take you seriously on the internet, DON'T USE SUCH THINGS. especially not interwebz, LULZ, anything to do with cats or god forbid NOT xD
deletedabout 9 years
You guys really like to belittle people. I like to use xD
This thread made me wonder how many people have thought about banging their cousins. I then predicted that one of the highest searches on Google for 'is it legal to' would be something cousin related. Here are my findings.
deletedabout 9 years
Hey emojis help show mood over the web.
._. - confused going to get bitched at xD - funny being silly or misunderstood x.x - killed me. knock out confused o: - curious wanting an answer ^^- happy good idea :3 - Let's hang out happy
blah blah At least that's how I interrupt it. Kinda.
deletedabout 9 years
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deletedabout 9 years
the only thing wrong here is the amount of times Vyse uses the xD face
deletedabout 9 years
sirius why were you banned originally and why didn't you tell me (dave)
