fIow says omg we literally said the same car now you're just bullying me
gerry yea make sure to show her one direction music videos
My gril wants to Netflix and chill. But, I don't have Nextflix. Is YouTube and chill also acceptable?
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Wow such excellent advice solace. Im gonna pimp out in my new beetle with pride. RIN YOU GOTTA GIVE BETTER ADVICE THAN THAT
^^^ what a nub u stole my idea
fIow says Why compensate for it? Show a girl that you have no short-comings to compensate for by getting a car that oozes confidence! (wifom wifom!)
By the time she discovers your "puny water pistol", she'll be too infatuated with your confidence to leave you!
fIow says a bright pink Volkswagen Beetle with child safety seats
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my schlong cannon is more of a puny water pistol, what type of car should I buy to compensate for it
bernin says omg u hurt my feelings, who doesnt want to netflix and chill???
yeah solace gives better advice than rin IMO
damn this solace person owns, gonna pm them later
bernin says Don't send passive aggressive texts if she takes a long time to respond. Don't say things like "If you don't want to talk to me, just say it".
Never let her know that you're jealous. That's a turn-off for most girls.
Girls like guys that are capable of being bad to others, but are nice to them. (It makes it even more sweet).
Don't give her the impression that you're trying to show her how much better you are than everyone else. Just be yourself - show that you're smart, fun, and outgoing in a natural way!
bernin says ask her if she wants to netflix and chill right off the bat
I just started texting a girl. My flirting skills are a little rusty. Any advice?
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Seriously answered
rutab says You should ask your partner if they enjoy dominant-submissive role-plays, and which role they prefer. The minion to Gru relationship can be used for submissive-dominant roleplaying. Remember to use a safety word!
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Solace says Grim says Ew gross why would you post something like that
Grim says A space docker is using feces as a means of penetrating an orifice for sexual gratification.
@rutab
yes b/c they love bananas.
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Rutab of course I would be aroused, you know I love The Minions!!!
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Would my partner be aroused if we role played as the minions from Despicable Me
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Explain what a Space Docker is to me, in depth.
