my experince n espxertise speaks ofru titself, mono
Anthony says prop her on a washing machine so u dun have to do any work
@Xela
obvsly never talk to her again
moon says helo i wil asnwer ths for u...
take teh boty by the hands n put ur mout h gainst it like a watermelon n jus hav a@ it
how do I eat the booty like groceries
pls respond i have a lady her lookin for a nic e pee in her eyes n i need 2 kno asap
i mite hav tuburlculosis is tht ok 2 hav when peein n swappin pee w / other ladis
xela says Pretend that you aren't afraid. Fake it till you make it!
Anthony says If you're a virgin, I would recommend trying the missionary position for the first time. You should ask her to lie on a pillow - her elevated hips will make it more comfortable as it helps align the angle of penetration.
If you're shy about thrusting or letting her see you, you can try doggy or reverse cowgirl. But keep in mind that girl-on-top positions are painful for the girl if its her first time as well.
what is the best position to do it for your very first time, assuming you are a kissless and touchless virgin
okay i with girl and i dont want her to know im scare but it like stephen king novel
xela says bad things happen. kind of like dividing by 0
xela says starbursts r the best u can put it up there
much momentum like the flash
puke says puke says puke says There are silicone male sex dolls online that have the ejaculating functionality.
Or you can be a little more discreet and just take an enema! Same sensation, but also good for your health!
can i eat starbursts
i learned in physics about momentum
puke says puke says 4 soalcae
Anthony says The skills required in MTG to make an informed decision & the skills to recognize nuances in tells from epicmafia are very important for communication within a successful relationship!
Add a little persistence (maybe finally get that comp cape), and "system" should be able to get any 3D girl they want!
Orly says cut a hole in the crotch duh
@imoutodesu omg im a good girl
@luminica
drink more shots
@anthony i'll date ur client 2 bad im 2D girl and underage :'(
do epicmafia skills and MTG skills correlate to getting 3d girls? i am asking on behalf of one of my clients who does not wish to be named at the time. let's just refer to him as "system"
luminica says If you say something often enough, you'll slowly start to believe it.
Just pretend to be confident. Keep up the act for as long as you can. After a while, you'll actually start to feel more confident.
Or as they say, "fake it till you make it".
also please sticky this for future generations of epicmafia players
i can't wait to utilize this thread once i've had more to drink
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I want to see another girl naked? Is that wrong? I mean, not any girl. Just RinLin9 :/
