Epicmafia

King of the hill

deletedalmost 10 years

The game is called 'king of the hill'. Basically the first person is the king of the hill, the next person in the topic has to do something so that he becomes the king of the hill. Example:

Person A: I'm King of the Hill! Person B: I pushed you down. Now I'm King of the hill.

Ok I'll start. I'm King of the hill

P.S. Stop with the shoving off and add in some creativity.

deletedalmost 10 years

and he casts Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

fakechest

almost 10 years

and?

deletedalmost 10 years

I put on my robe and wizard hat

fakechest

almost 10 years

I return to the burnt hill five years after the hill war. Both sides are dead, and there is no signs of life. I sit on the hill, waiting for my end.

deletedalmost 10 years

i kill u all and then myself
no one is king of the hill

Ghiestdude

almost 10 years

Once I am dethroned I command my loyalists to build me a tomb under the hill and conduct a necromantic ritual before sacrificing themselves and hundreds of slaves. A year after my death, I rise and take over the hill by force using my army of undead slaves.

I AM THE SKELETON KING...of the hill

deletedalmost 10 years

i go full game of thrones and breed with your family, successfully securing one of our offspring as your heir. i wait 27 long years, raising this child to become king of the hill. as you age, he becomes stronger and knocks you off your throne, and i become his loyal advisor, his puppetmaster.

i a m t h e T R U E k i n g o f t h e h i l l

Ghiestdude

almost 10 years

i remind you that i have not been dethroned yet, and evict you from my hill.

deletedalmost 10 years

i mercifully kill furansu in one swift blow to the head. i am king of the hill, but i am crying. my makeup is running everywhere. i am king of the hill............ but at what cost?

Furansu

almost 10 years

i drag my bruised body to the top of the hill. king me...

TheWitch

almost 10 years

I evoke the powers of God and get struck by lightning, dead. I'm not king of the hill

Ghiestdude

almost 10 years

im king of the hill

fakechest

almost 10 years

i shove you off

Furansu

almost 10 years

i shove you off

deletedalmost 10 years

I shove you off

CAT3101

almost 10 years

I go to bed, wake up, climb up an actual hill, and declare myself king.

deletedalmost 10 years

There is no hill, you're all delusional and fighting over a nonexistent hill on a trash website. Go to bed.

fakechest

almost 10 years

After eating the paradox, the paradox paradoxically paradoxes into a never before seen paradox paradox, and the resulting logical shift kills you.

CAT3101

almost 10 years

I eat paradoxes for breakfast, so, waiting until the following morning, I eat the paradox. This paradox empowers me to become the king of the hill

fakechest

almost 10 years

you created a paradox, forcing you out of the timestream. I win.

CAT3101

almost 10 years

I take a time machine back to before you were born, and kill your grandmother before she can give birth to your mother, causing you to never have shoved me off the hill

fakechest

almost 10 years

I come back and shove you off.

CAT3101

almost 10 years

I shoot you several times in the chest, causing you to fall off of the hill. I then climb up the hill and become the king.

fakechest

almost 10 years

I cause a random Michael Bay explosion, causing you to fly off the hill.

deletedalmost 10 years

i shove you off