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and he casts Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
I return to the burnt hill five years after the hill war. Both sides are dead, and there is no signs of life. I sit on the hill, waiting for my end.
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i kill u all and then myself
no one is king of the hill
Once I am dethroned I command my loyalists to build me a tomb under the hill and conduct a necromantic ritual before sacrificing themselves and hundreds of slaves. A year after my death, I rise and take over the hill by force using my army of undead slaves.
I AM THE SKELETON KING...of the hill
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i go full game of thrones and breed with your family, successfully securing one of our offspring as your heir. i wait 27 long years, raising this child to become king of the hill. as you age, he becomes stronger and knocks you off your throne, and i become his loyal advisor, his puppetmaster.
i a m t h e T R U E k i n g o f t h e h i l l
i remind you that i have not been dethroned yet, and evict you from my hill.
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i mercifully kill furansu in one swift blow to the head. i am king of the hill, but i am crying. my makeup is running everywhere. i am king of the hill............ but at what cost?
i drag my bruised body to the top of the hill. king me...
I evoke the powers of God and get struck by lightning, dead. I'm not king of the hill
i shove you off
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I shove you off
I go to bed, wake up, climb up an actual hill, and declare myself king.
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There is no hill, you're all delusional and fighting over a nonexistent hill on a trash website. Go to bed.
After eating the paradox, the paradox paradoxically paradoxes into a never before seen paradox paradox, and the resulting logical shift kills you.
I eat paradoxes for breakfast, so, waiting until the following morning, I eat the paradox. This paradox empowers me to become the king of the hill
you created a paradox, forcing you out of the timestream. I win.
I take a time machine back to before you were born, and kill your grandmother before she can give birth to your mother, causing you to never have shoved me off the hill
I come back and shove you off.
I shoot you several times in the chest, causing you to fall off of the hill. I then climb up the hill and become the king.
I cause a random Michael Bay explosion, causing you to fly off the hill.
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i shove you off
