Epicmafia

King of the hill

deletedalmost 10 years

The game is called 'king of the hill'. Basically the first person is the king of the hill, the next person in the topic has to do something so that he becomes the king of the hill. Example:

Person A: I'm King of the Hill! Person B: I pushed you down. Now I'm King of the hill.

Ok I'll start. I'm King of the hill

P.S. Stop with the shoving off and add in some creativity.

theplok

almost 10 years

I shove you off

Ghiestdude

almost 10 years

I push the hill onto a moving train and kick you out. I am king of the hill.

deletedalmost 10 years

I have more than one pototo eye, so lemons do not affect me. I use my allseeing pototo eyes to predict your future as a lonely person, and you cry, and leave the hill so I can climb up.

lemonize

almost 10 years

I squeeze lemon in your eye and you go down the hill. I climb. I am king now.

deletedalmost 10 years

I shove you off

SirPerior

almost 10 years

That's not a six letter word. Your argument has been invalidated. Since I was the one to point out the massive flaw in your overthrow, I become the new King of the Hill.

deletedalmost 10 years

i take a sh***t on the hill. i win

fakechest

almost 10 years

There is no such thing as eternity. I overload you with logic.

Ghiestdude

almost 10 years

I shove you off. Then I die. I am eternal king.

fakechest

almost 10 years

are you though?
Edit:you are, congratulations
I shove you off the hill though

Tisguyisawesome

almost 10 years

haha i am 100th reply.
my hill

fakechest

almost 10 years

You fool! Pigs don't fly! I do, however remove ballsy from power by shoving him into a tank of piranhas. Muahahahaha, I am your new leader.

luis4rod

almost 10 years

They said i would become the king of the hill when pigs fly so...

deletedalmost 10 years

I come up behind you and chop both your wings off with a chop stick. I tape them to my ears and pretend i'm a flying pig. I get so excited i just stick the rest of you in my mouth and eat you. I am now the best flying pig in the world.