The game is called 'king of the hill'. Basically the first person is the king of the hill, the next person in the topic has to do something so that he becomes the king of the hill. Example:
Person A: I'm King of the Hill!
Person B: I pushed you down. Now I'm King of the hill.
Ok I'll start. I'm King of the hill
P.S. Stop with the shoving off and add in some creativity.
I make fakechest cry because he has realized that he has wasted a month of his life stalking this thread and trying to be king of the hill. While he is crying, i take him off guard and make him hang himself. I am the new king of the hill.