That boy ain't right, I tell you hwhat...

King me!

I shove you off

I kill snake by belittling him.

I say that he uses too many exclamation marks, and is probably 12 years old. Because of my verbal onslaught, snake dies.

I am the king.

He slithers up the hill. OUT OF NOWHERE!!! WATCHA WATCHA WATCHA!!! RKO!!!! Neko did not see it coming!!!

We have a new champion!!! Snek aka the Viper is king of the hill!

Neko stabs Thomas exactly 12 times in his chest. Neko is king of the hill again :3

Thomas touched the scratching post.

Thomas is now king of the hill.

Neko is not happy. Neko wants her scratching post back. Neko is mad. No-one should make Neko mad. Or else..... there would be consequences..... Neko walks up the hill, grabs her knife and stabs Herredy several times in the chest.



Nobody touches Neko's scratching post.

While Neko scratches the scratching post at the top of the hill, I entice neko with a delightful assortment of... deez nuts.

She climbs down and I climb up to the top of hill hill.

Gottem deez nuts

Neko grabs the scratching post and brings it up the hill, hits herredy with it. He rolls off the hill and Neko is king of the hill!

Neko realises that she has killed everything. This includes the grass, flowers, trees... everything. She runs off, terribly bored, off to a scratching post that appeared at the foot of the hill.

I climb the hill, revived by CAT3101's cat pic memories.

I am king of the hill.

Neko comes in flying on her rocket, blasts on the hill, everyone on it flies away (dead) Now Neko is king of the hill!

The lifetime of cat pics in the memories of Tree, Ballsy, DrPeePee and ChaoticDoom revive me to my former glory.

Controlling them, they put forward a law in which you are to be imprisoned inside a basement, looking at cat pics forever.

They also elect me as ruling king of the hill.

I am king of the hill.

I make herredy realize that looking at cat pics is dumb, and let Tree, Ballsy, DrPeePee, and ChaoticDoom free. Together, we take down and slay Herredy, while simultaneously deleting every single cat picture off of the interwebs.

Tree, Ballsy, DrPeePee, ChaoticDoom, and I share the position of king of the hill through a Parliamentary Government.

Ballsy realises cats from the interwebs are not vegetarians since they don't eat anything except notirl lives.

Tree and Ballsy are led into the basement with DrPeePee and ChaoticDoom to look at cat pics forever.

I am king of the hill.

While ballsy is distracted i shove him off.

I am king of the hill.

I shove you off

Cats still exist on the interwebs, and slowly you are driven to madness as you look at those pics on the interwebs, realising the mistake you made in killing all cats on earth. Eventually, you join DrPeePee in the basement, looking at cat pics forever.

I am king of the hill.

i kill all cats on earth, eradicating your life fuel

i am king of the hill

I'm actually a collection of cat pics from the interwebs so I revive almost instantly, brainwashing you into looking at cat pics forever, in the basement.

I am king of the hill

I neuter you, and you die without having a succesor.

I am king of the hill

Cat3101 transforms into me.

I am the king of the hill

I give u up, let u down, run around, desert u, make u cri, say goodbye, tell a lie, and hurt you. By the time that all of this is done, you have devolved into a sniveling puddle of tears. I am the new king of the hill.

I never had my license in the first place lol.

You wake up in an ice bath and you realize your organs are missing. You're also in china with no wallet, passport, money, or anything. You also have amnesia. Your family and friends have no idea where you are. You are presumed dead. I go to your funeral, and decide to go to china after. I see you in the streets, panhandling for money. I drop a coin in your cup, and i lean down and whisper in your ear.

I am the king of the hill.

I dig up unsavory facts from DrPeePee's past and expose him on a public stage, his license and dignity are stripped away, but he still practices medicine to this day.

I am now king of the hill.

I lie and say that you lied and all the townspeople lynch you. GG.