Literally the worst human being I have ever had to know. Our first date? HE STOOD ME UP. Claimed he forgot about his mom's birthday. Who even does that? Second date he promised we'd get milkshakes after our movie, so here we are on the way to Sonic, and his phone rings. And he stops the car and tells me he need to leave. So I had to get out of the car. He "couldn't drive me home", "it was an emergency" he said. So I had a friend who knew him look into him. Turns out he was meeting his male algebra professor on the reg to get some "extra lessons". So I texted him one day knowing he was there, asking if we could hang out and grab those milkshakes we were going to the other day. He tells me he's tied up. So anyway 20 or so minutes later I barge into the professors office. I see this f*cko literally TIED up on his knees succin the professors u know what. And i just walk up to him dump a milkshake on him, snapped a photo and sent it to his mother, saying "i heard it was your bday the other day. happy belated!" :)
